special pig

Date: 13-10-2008 10:19 am (16 years ago) | Author: adelodun musa
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- at 13-10-2008 10:19 AM (16 years ago)
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One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?"

So the man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety. Saved my life."

The bartender says. "Well, that's great. But why does he have a wooden leg?"

The man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized. This pig swam me to safety. Saved my life."

The bartender says, "That's really terrific, but why the wooden leg?"

The man says, "Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out. Saved my life."

And finally the bartender says,"Wow, that is one special pig. He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning. But why does he have a wooden leg?"

The man says, "When you have a pig this special you can't eat all of it at once."

Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:19 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- olahsupo at 13-10-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago)
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LMAO so he dey chop the pig gradually and replacing its body parts' with woods  Huh?


Its a special pig indeed Roll Eyes
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-10-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago)
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heard another version. It was a goat.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:38 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 13-10-2008 10:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 13-10-2008 10:38 AM
heard another version. It was a goat.

Hahahaha... Dis one na remix Bros

LOL  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-10-2008 10:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abbybabe at 13-10-2008 11:34 AM (16 years ago)
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nyc
Posted: at 13-10-2008 11:34 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- belogh at 25-01-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago)
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this is good hehehehe so now has he finish eating the pig poster
Posted: at 25-01-2011 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toinsauller at 26-01-2011 01:29 AM (14 years ago)
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funny Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2011 01:29 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- elusakin at 26-01-2011 04:34 AM (14 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 26-01-2011 04:34 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmajenic1 at 26-01-2011 07:21 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm...
Nice.... Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 26-01-2011 07:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-01-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- nellkiss at 26-01-2011 09:16 AM (14 years ago)
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nyc
Posted: at 26-01-2011 09:16 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 26-01-2011 12:03 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Mitch-elle at 26-01-2011 12:30 PM (14 years ago)
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special ting for sure
Posted: at 26-01-2011 12:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- DaCutest at 26-01-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago)
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special pig indeed
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 26-01-2011 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 06:16 PM (14 years ago)
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ok this is one special remix
Posted: at 26-01-2011 06:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 27-01-2011 10:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 13-10-2008 10:54 AM
Quote from: rezimero on 13-10-2008 10:38 AM
heard another version. It was a goat.

Hahahaha... Dis one na remix Bros

LOL  Grin Grin Grin

me sef go talk my ownbut na chicken i go use... Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2011 10:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-01-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 27-01-2011 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 27-01-2011 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehehehe funny.............that guy nust be a igbo guy.......... Grin Grin just joking
Posted: at 27-01-2011 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josiahlawson at 27-01-2011 03:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Teeteeylaryor on 27-01-2011 02:24 PM
hehehehehehehe funny.............that guy nust be a igbo guy.......... Grin Grin just joking
i forgive you for calling igbo people Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-01-2011 03:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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