Little Mary

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Posted: at 13-10-2008 12:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

very very funny!!!

omotola, i love this one.

everything just rhyme.

e reach make the teacher faint.

u try wella

Posted: at 13-10-2008 12:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yeah this had me laughing.....

Posted: at 13-10-2008 06:52 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

to da top gurl

Posted: at 14-10-2008 05:01 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Nice 1

Posted: at 14-10-2008 07:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahahahaha

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Posted: at 7-01-2011 07:37 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

4 where?

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Posted: at 7-01-2011 08:53 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

funny! funny!! funny!!!

Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Perfect answer.

Posted: at 9-01-2011 09:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

ok

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Posted: at 10-01-2011 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero