Bathroom Etiqutte

Date: 24-09-2010 2:43 pm (13 years ago) | Author: OBINNA
- at 24-09-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll
be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'   

'I would say:  Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?   I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted.

Posted: at 24-09-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- onyinyenaija at 24-09-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago)
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lol... little Johny wan practice hereditary lies.
Posted: at 24-09-2010 10:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 24-09-2010 10:43 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 24-09-2010 10:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 24-09-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago)
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now thats the stuff johnny.....bad guyz
Posted: at 24-09-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-09-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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heeheheeeeee
Posted: at 25-09-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- obainosicily at 25-09-2010 03:29 PM (13 years ago)
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when i first read this, i fainted too
Posted: at 25-09-2010 03:29 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 26-09-2010 12:41 AM (13 years ago)
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i no
Posted: at 26-09-2010 12:41 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- TyBarlz7 at 26-09-2010 02:08 AM (13 years ago)
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lol .. funny
Posted: at 26-09-2010 02:08 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Agatex at 28-09-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: obainosicily on 25-09-2010 03:29 PM
when i first read this, i fainted too

y?
Posted: at 28-09-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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