hunger

Date: 29-09-2010 2:09 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ayodele Salako
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- at 29-09-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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At the plane crash site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree, chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of bones, he noticed the rescue team. "Thank Heavens!", he cried out in relief..... "I am saved!"

The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had eaten his comrades. The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"

The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to survive, but Good Heavens, man, your plane only went down yesterday!"

Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 29-09-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahaha
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-09-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahhahahaha....Thumb up! @Poster!
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-09-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago)
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very 9ice joke...
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-09-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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yea!!!
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-09-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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how are u doing today sweety?
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-09-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 02:34 PM
how are u doing today sweety?
Am Fine!!! Thanks..
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 29-09-2010 02:40 PM (14 years ago)
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what are ur plans today dear?
Posted: at 29-09-2010 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 29-09-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 29-09-2010 02:40 PM
what are ur plans today dear?
hmmmmm.....Wait lemme think first..
Posted: at 29-09-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 1-10-2010 12:44 AM (14 years ago)
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u still thinking?
Posted: at 1-10-2010 12:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 1-10-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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NICE ONE>>>>>>>>>>>>..
Posted: at 1-10-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 2-10-2010 01:47 AM (14 years ago)
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nice two
Posted: at 2-10-2010 01:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 2-10-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Really nice
Posted: at 2-10-2010 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 2-10-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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funny nice yoke
but kabasa try sha
Posted: at 2-10-2010 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 3-10-2010 06:39 PM (14 years ago)
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E don chop dem finish Grin
Posted: at 3-10-2010 06:39 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sweetrae at 3-10-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha...good one
Posted: at 3-10-2010 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 4-10-2010 01:52 AM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 4-10-2010 01:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 4-10-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  1-10-2010 12:44 AM
u still thinking?
yea! Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2010 10:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-10-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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huh!
thinking what?
Posted: at 4-10-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 4-10-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-10-2010 10:36 AM
huh!
thinking what?
why do you want to know! Huh?
Posted: at 4-10-2010 10:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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