my students are killing me

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of it"s nose?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you"re ON TV?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don"t point to their buttocks when they ask where the toilets is?
if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why isn"t 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
If you got in a cab and the driver drove backwards, would he end up owing you money?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don"t they fall through the floor
Can animals commit suicide?
If money doesn"t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
When there"s two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?
Do bald people get Dandruff?
Can bald men get lice?
Why are women and men"s shoe sizes different?

Posted: at 5-10-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

ooops!

Posted: at 6-10-2010 12:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

alot of people cant try anything than condem effort,fedric or what ever do something

Posted: at 6-10-2010 08:37 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Are u doing something or re posting joke...i swear ur student will definatly kill u..

Posted: at 8-10-2010 01:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b2

Posted: at 8-10-2010 05:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

try for watin...that post fit make u laugh??

Posted: at 9-10-2010 01:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

like that though

Posted: at 10-10-2010 11:23 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

OMG not again..
am guessin this man inspired Stephen

Posted: at 24-07-2011 08:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hehe

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Posted: at 24-07-2011 10:26 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 25-07-2011 10:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac