Don't try an African woman

Date: 15-10-2008 11:07 am (13 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 15-10-2008 11:07 AM (13 years ago)
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Mom comes to visit her son Okonkwo for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Ada ,  During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Okonkwo's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Okonkwo and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Okonkwo volunteered, " I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just roommates."   

About a week later, Ada came to Okonkwo saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I' ve been unable to find the Gari. You don't suppose she took it, do you? Well, I doubt it, but I' ll email her, just to be sure" said Okonkwo . So he sat down and wrote:
 
 
Dear Mother,
                     I 'm not saying that you did take the bag of Gari from my house, and I 'm not saying that you did not take the Gari.  But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of the Gari?
 


Love,
Okonkwo.


 
Several days later, Okonkwo received an email from his Mother, which read:
 
My dear Son,
                 I 'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada , and I'm not saying that you do not sleep with Ada . But the fact remains that if she had been sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the bag of Gari under her pillow by now !!!!
 


Love,
Mum.


 
Moral of the Story,  Don't tell lie to an elderly woman, especially if she is ,  ,  African!

Posted: at 15-10-2008 11:07 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- corah2 at 15-10-2008 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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oto oro
Posted: at 15-10-2008 11:39 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 15-10-2008 11:57 AM (13 years ago)
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i believe mama!!!
Posted: at 15-10-2008 11:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 20-10-2008 07:58 PM (13 years ago)
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good 1, dove my hat for mama
Posted: at 20-10-2008 07:58 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-10-2008 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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D mama get sense
Posted: at 29-10-2008 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 04:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Wink
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:36 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- quinzee4me at 5-06-2009 04:40 PM (12 years ago)
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posted b4 but u try
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:40 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 5-06-2009 04:43 PM (12 years ago)
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by who
Posted: at 5-06-2009 04:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- byenny at 18-06-2009 03:14 PM (12 years ago)
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still laughing jare
Posted: at 18-06-2009 03:14 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 18-06-2009 10:34 PM (12 years ago)
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mama too much
Posted: at 18-06-2009 10:34 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 19-06-2009 12:53 AM (12 years ago)
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that's mama Africa 4 you

Posted: at 19-06-2009 12:53 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- rhano at 19-06-2009 07:41 AM (12 years ago)
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nice one, got me laughing
Posted: at 19-06-2009 07:41 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- myragonza at 19-06-2009 09:28 AM (12 years ago)
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LOL

Posted: at 19-06-2009 09:28 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 19-06-2009 10:16 AM (12 years ago)
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nice joke

Posted: at 19-06-2009 10:16 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chariontime at 19-06-2009 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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funnie
Posted: at 19-06-2009 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Recoverd at 23-06-2009 03:28 AM (12 years ago)
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Na real guy wman
Posted: at 23-06-2009 03:28 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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