A man came into the office one day with his zip open and without his under-wears on, his secretary saw him and said, "Sir, when you left home this morning, you forgot to lock your garage door." The man entered his office confused, later, he saw that his zip was unlocked and he understood what the secretary meant. So, he sent for the secretary and asked for a cup of tea just to discuss with her. When the secretary brought the cup of tea, the man asked, "when you saw my garage door open, did you see my hummer jeep packed there?" "No sir," the secretary replied, "I only saw a starlet with two deflated tyres."
jeffrey4u at 12-10-2010 02:05 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Isaacbest on 12-10-2010 11:30 AM
A man came into the office one day with his zip open and without his under-wears on, his secretary saw him and said, "Sir, when you left home this morning, you forgot to lock your garage door." The man entered his office confused, later, he saw that his zip was unlocked and he understood what the secretary meant. So, he sent for the secretary and asked for a cup of tea just to discuss with her. When the secretary brought the cup of tea, the man asked, "when you saw my garage door open, did you see my hummer jeep packed there?" "No sir," the secretary replied, "I only saw a starlet with two deflated tyres."
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