NO ONE IS AVAILABLE

Date: 16-10-2010 12:23 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Adenekan Adeola
- at 16-10-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago)
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This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.

He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and George said no and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 16-10-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Just for the courage,  U try, but you can do better..... Wink
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 16-10-2010 12:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: ademola78 on 16-10-2010 12:33 PM
Just for the courage,  U try, but you can do better..... Wink
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Moshaden4real at 16-10-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 16-10-2010 12:35 PM
Quote from: ademola78 on 16-10-2010 12:33 PM
Just for the courage,  U try, but you can do better..... Wink
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


U maka me cry ooh
Abi :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 16-10-2010 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 16-10-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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You try sha
Posted: at 16-10-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 16-10-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Moshaden4real on 16-10-2010 12:37 PM
Quote from: Moshaden4real on 16-10-2010 12:35 PM
Quote from: ademola78 on 16-10-2010 12:33 PM
Just for the courage,  U try, but you can do better..... Wink
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


U maka me cry ooh
Abi :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(


For wetin? Okay watch out for other pple comments
Posted: at 16-10-2010 03:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 16-10-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago)
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ok na try again
Posted: at 16-10-2010 04:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 16-10-2010 06:51 PM (13 years ago)
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no offence meant.bros why,u just have to improve abeg
Posted: at 16-10-2010 06:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- femaadinho at 16-10-2010 09:19 PM (13 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 16-10-2010 09:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago)
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,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,''''''''''''''Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 17-10-2010 10:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 18-10-2010 03:34 AM (13 years ago)
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true story? nice
Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:34 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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