Naija - always first or settle for draw...lol

Date: 17-10-2010 1:39 am (13 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 17-10-2010 01:39 AM (13 years ago)
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3 Contractors are bidding 2 fix a broken fence at, d White House 1 from India, 1 from China the third a Nigerian.They went to White House official to examine the fence. The Indian takes out a tape and does some measuring, works some figures, he said,the job will cost $900 [material $400, labor $400 & $100 profit]. The Chinese does the same & said I can do it for $700 [material $300, labor $300 and $100 profit]
The Nigerian didn't measure or figure, but whispers, $2700 to the official. The White House official say, you didn't even do any measurement, how did you come up with such a high figure? The Nigerian replied $1000 for me, $1000 for you & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job. DEAL or NO DEAL? White man smile its a DEAL

Posted: at 17-10-2010 01:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 17-10-2010 03:15 AM (13 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 17-10-2010 03:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- segxi at 17-10-2010 07:11 AM (13 years ago)
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we get sense now!
Posted: at 17-10-2010 07:11 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 07:55 AM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 17-10-2010 07:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 17-10-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Arabmoney... wow.. good to know the prescriptions are working, now you're reasoning
Posted: at 17-10-2010 09:39 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Arabmoney2 at 17-10-2010 10:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 17-10-2010 09:39 AM
Arabmoney... wow.. good to know the prescriptions are working, now you're reasoning
u dey indirectly telling me that i be no dey reason? Mind ur self
Posted: at 17-10-2010 10:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Destinytalks at 17-10-2010 10:44 PM (13 years ago)
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We ar NIGERIANS AWOO.....LMAo
Posted: at 17-10-2010 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 18-10-2010 03:20 AM (13 years ago)
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seen b4...no more funny
Posted: at 18-10-2010 03:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 11:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 18-10-2010 03:20 AM
seen b4...no more funny
Upgrade to window7
Posted: at 18-10-2010 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-10-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago)
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BRB....
Posted: at 18-10-2010 12:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 18-10-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny!!!
Posted: at 18-10-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 01:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Mr. Kris.........We dey expect you oo.. Akinolu.. thanks o jere
Posted: at 18-10-2010 01:15 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- obainosicily at 18-10-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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that Nigerian must be an igbo man like me
Posted: at 18-10-2010 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Donmicheal at 18-10-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago)
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igbo hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 18-10-2010 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 18-10-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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HEhehehehehe
Posted: at 18-10-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 18-10-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago)
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naija no dey carry last now!!!
Posted: at 18-10-2010 06:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 18-10-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 18-10-2010 06:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MandateofGod at 18-10-2010 06:40 PM (13 years ago)
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Ghana must go contracts - a bane on development in Nigeria
Posted: at 18-10-2010 06:40 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 18-10-2010 10:27 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-10-2010 10:27 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 19-10-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 18-10-2010 06:34 PM
posted b4
abnormal guitar chord, mind this your posted before oo.. he don dey get out of hand oo
Posted: at 19-10-2010 01:55 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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