See, how people write .
It's murder of the English language. But extremely Funny.
Just Read It….
Leave Applications; )
'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.'
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employee requesting leave for his daughter's wedding:
'as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..'
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'As my mother-in-law has passed away and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.'
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave'
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An incident of a leave letter:
'I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.'
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'
'As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.'
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Covering note:
'I am enclosed herewith...'
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Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...'
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.
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Letter writing:-
'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'
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A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Lawyer and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both (!! ) for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
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