nigerian girls (Page 2)

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No matter where you’re from, no matter where you are, you got to love Nigerian girls”, sings the chorus of the popular hit single ‘Nigerian girls’ by Nigeria’s top rap star, Mode9.
I love Nigerian girls! I love Mode9!
One thing with Nigerian girls is that you have got to love them the way they are(‘the way I are’, by timberland ft hilson) , and not just them alone but all the girls from all around the world because they (and we) all have our imperfections that we are driving towards perfection.
I have had several savoury as well as unsavoury experiences with the few Nigerian girls I have met so far and I of course want to share them with you, as experience is the best teacher.

The Ibo girl:
You know the ibo girl, I know the ibo girl. So, everybody knows the ibo girl already.
Everybody knows that she doesn’t necessarily love you.
Everybody knows that she really loves your money.
Everybody knows that she is hardly looking for true love.
Everybody, is this the Gospel truth?
So, we can’t blame the ibo boy because,
We all know that he loves money, is always looking for money and is never at rest with money.
We all know that he loves business i.e. making money.
And because without the money, he can’t get the girl, she loves his money.
And because without the business, he can’t maintain her if not, she may simply say ‘I’m walking away’ in Craig David’s way.
Here’s a little joke to make the ibo girl mad.
Even parents of the most indolent ibo girl may not accept a dowry of less than ‘a million naira’ from any aspiring husband for marriage.

The Yoruba girl:
She is called ‘sisi’ (eko)
She mostly truly loves you.
She is not necessarily after your money.
She is honest and not deceptive.
She is quite untidy.
She cares.
She is the best in oral English. It is sweetest from her lips.
She is trust worthy or faithful. Most ‘bobos’ want to take advantage of this.
She is the bomb.

The Hausa girl:
She is called ‘yarinya’.
She is lovely.
She could be slimy, deadly or unpredictable.