DONT CRACK MY RIBS TOO MUCH

Date: 05-11-2010 7:24 pm (14 years ago) | Author: OCHE DA COMEDIAN
- at 5-11-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
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My grandfather is the wisest man. That is KLINT IV,. We had a room near a big man's house where we store fruits.UN4TUNATELY, bees overtook the room. So we kept respectable distance frm it. One night, Armed men came to attack da rich man beside us and after they tiptoed into the room,<OCHE LOCKED THE DOOR BEHIND THEM> and leaped back in2 my room. SUDDENLY we heard shouts of JESUS!!! Holy Moses!!! HolyGHOST FIRE BEEEEEZJESUS. My grandfather woke up and found me rolling on the floor wit laughter and asked me, Oche oyim<my son> what noise is that? I said Jehova witnesses are here. Granny hissed and went back cos he aint a christian. 1 hour later, Puting on protective clothes, i opend da bee room door and quickly lept back into my room window. U should av seen the speed the men wit ENLARGED BODIES used while singing the "Jesus died for me" song. i almost felt like singing along. I laughed till i was crying like a baby........ Next time u see a slim guy who doubled in thickness overnight, ask him if he saw any bee. MUCH LOVE.....

Posted: at 5-11-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
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guy no let me o...............
Posted: at 5-11-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- roughedge at 5-11-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Arabmoney2 on  5-11-2010 07:44 PM
guy no let me o...............
I NO CODE YOU MY GUY
Posted: at 5-11-2010 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago)
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thats really funny

good one
lol
Posted: at 5-11-2010 07:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- roughedge at 5-11-2010 08:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on  5-11-2010 07:55 PM
thats really funny

good one
lol
tanx my buddy... i dedicate it to u
Posted: at 5-11-2010 08:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 5-11-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago)
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ok good
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 5-11-2010 10:08 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 6-11-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Dis thing funny die ooooo
Posted: at 6-11-2010 11:12 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gregofryo at 6-11-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago)
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  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 6-11-2010 11:18 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Arabmoney2 at 6-11-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: roughedge on  5-11-2010 07:50 PM
Quote from: Arabmoney2 on  5-11-2010 07:44 PM
guy no let me o...............
I NO CODE YOU MY GUY
burst out wit laugh
Posted: at 6-11-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- JOLAOLUWA at 6-11-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago)
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u really tried, keep it up.
Posted: at 6-11-2010 11:27 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omotoyosolabisi at 6-11-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 6-11-2010 11:39 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- roughedge at 6-11-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  6-11-2010 11:12 AM
Dis thing funny die ooooo
BROS U TOO MUCH
Posted: at 6-11-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- roughedge at 6-11-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: JOLAOLUWA on  6-11-2010 11:27 AM
u really tried, keep it up.
TANX BABE
Posted: at 6-11-2010 12:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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