"Our kindergarten teacher"

Date: 08-11-2010 6:46 am (13 years ago) | Author: RANSOM
- at 8-11-2010 06:46 AM (13 years ago)
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The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to
her class the definition of the word "definitely"
to them. To make sure the students have a good
understanding of the word, she asks them to use
it in a sentence. When called upon the first
student says " The sky is definitely blue". The
teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct
because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another
student says" Grass is definitely green". Teacher
again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water
it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the
teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher
replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question
for class discussion". The student replies,
"Then I definitely shit my pants".

Posted: at 8-11-2010 06:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 07:31 AM (13 years ago)
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'''''Huh?Huh??.......
Posted: at 8-11-2010 07:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 17-12-2010 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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AskGod, u really should have ask God before posting dis shit here
Posted: at 17-12-2010 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kasiemobi at 17-12-2010 04:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Chamming on 17-12-2010 04:13 PM
AskGod, u really should have ask God before posting dis shit here
asa nwa, live am next time na mohammed him go ask
Posted: at 17-12-2010 04:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-12-2010 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-12-2010 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 17-12-2010 05:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 17-12-2010 04:20 PM
Quote from: Chamming on 17-12-2010 04:13 PM
AskGod, u really should have ask God before posting dis shit here
asa nwa, live am next time na mohammed him go ask
Should God open a consultancy firm because of him???
Make we flog am so him go learn faster... Angry Angry Sad Sad Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2010 05:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- melleske4me at 17-12-2010 06:29 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: kasiemobi on 17-12-2010 04:20 PM
Quote from: Chamming on 17-12-2010 04:13 PM
AskGod, u really should have ask God before posting dis shit here
asa nwa, live am next time na mohammed him go ask

bros, u mumu oooo
Mohammed??
Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:29 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- monasea at 18-12-2010 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
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ok  we don hear
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 18-12-2010 04:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 17-12-2010 05:52 PM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 17-12-2010 04:20 PM
Quote from: Chamming on 17-12-2010 04:13 PM
AskGod, u really should have ask God before posting dis shit here
asa nwa, live am next time na mohammed him go ask
Should God open a consultancy firm because of him???
Make we flog am so him go learn faster... Angry Angry Sad Sad Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin
ok where my cain..!!!
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 18-12-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago)
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poster need to be kicked in the lung
Posted: at 18-12-2010 05:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 08:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 18-12-2010 05:32 PM
poster need to be kicked in the lung
Lung...Huh?>..lol..dat 1 na xtreme ooo!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2010 08:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 08:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 18-12-2010 04:07 PM
Quote from: emmajenic1 on 17-12-2010 05:52 PM
Quote from: kasiemobi on 17-12-2010 04:20 PM
Quote from: Chamming on 17-12-2010 04:13 PM
AskGod, u really should have ask God before posting dis shit here
asa nwa, live am next time na mohammed him go ask
Should God open a consultancy firm because of him???
Make we flog am so him go learn faster... Angry Angry Sad Sad Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin
ok where my cain..!!!
Lol..Silly!..U no knw dat 2 dey flog person eh?..see hin head!!
Posted: at 19-12-2010 08:51 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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