Igbo Man

Date: 08-11-2010 12:20 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 8-11-2010 12:20 PM (13 years ago)
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An Igbo man Mr. Chuks talks to his son.

Man: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Emeka : "I want to choose my own bride".
Man: "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Emeka : "Well, in that case...... Yes"

Next Mr. Chuks approaches Alhaji Dangote

Mr. Chuks: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Dangote : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Mr. Chuks: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Dangote: "Ah, in that case.....Yes"

Finally Chuks goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Mr. Chuks: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Mr. Chuks: "But this young man is Nigeria's Top richest man son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."

This is how business is done!!!


Posted: at 8-11-2010 12:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 8-11-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago)
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abi now.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 12:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-11-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahaha.funny

Posted: at 8-11-2010 12:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 8-11-2010 01:11 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4...
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Don-ziggy at 8-11-2010 01:28 PM (13 years ago)
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9ice one
Posted: at 8-11-2010 01:28 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 8-11-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-11-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Posted: at 8-11-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 8-11-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 8-11-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 8-11-2010 06:11 PM (13 years ago)
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still nice
 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 8-11-2010 06:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 8-11-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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mind u
addicts dis is not meant for you
it is meant for the newbies and upcoming
nice one jare
Posted: at 8-11-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 9-11-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago)
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PASSING NA ... SINCE IS NOT MEANT FOR ME
Posted: at 9-11-2010 07:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 9-11-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-11-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bolap at 10-11-2010 12:08 AM (13 years ago)
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smooth. Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2010 12:08 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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