Man: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Emeka : "I want to choose my own bride".
Man: "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Emeka : "Well, in that case...... Yes"
Next Mr. Chuks approaches Alhaji Dangote
Mr. Chuks: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Dangote : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Mr. Chuks: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Dangote: "Ah, in that case.....Yes"
Finally Chuks goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Mr. Chuks: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Mr. Chuks: "But this young man is Nigeria's Top richest man son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case.......Yes."
This is how business is done!!!
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