Two Jewish men.

Date: 13-11-2010 5:51 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ibrahim Saheed O.

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Oladiposaheed at 13-11-2010 05:51 PM (13 years ago)

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Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Al, ‘Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?’

Al replied, ‘I don’t know, let’s just ask our waiter.’

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, ‘Are there any Indian Jews?’

The waiter said, ‘I doont be knowing, I ask cooksaheb..’ He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, ‘No sir, no Indian Jews.’

Al wasn’t really satisfied with that and asked, ‘Are you absolutely sure?’

The waiter, realizing he was dealing with ‘foreigners gave the expected answer, ‘I check again,’ and went back into the kitchen.

While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, ‘I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere.’

The waiter returned and said, ‘Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.’

‘Are you certain?’ Al asked once again, ‘I just can’t believe there are no Indian Jews!’

‘Listen, I asked EVERYONE,’ replied the frustrated waiter. ‘All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews! -

No Indian Jews !!! ‘

Posted: at 13-11-2010 05:51 PM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

Moshaden4real at 13-11-2010 06:02 PM (13 years ago)

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U sure say no be Ajegunle the resturant dey?

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Funny
Grin

Posted: at 13-11-2010 06:02 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Selu at 13-11-2010 06:06 PM (13 years ago)

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Cuul

Posted: at 13-11-2010 06:06 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

roughedge at 13-11-2010 07:52 PM (13 years ago)

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my guy..... u are good.... just keep it up.. am sure we hall all be with I GO DYE SOOOOOON Grin

Posted: at 13-11-2010 07:52 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

terryworld at 13-11-2010 08:14 PM (13 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 13-11-2010 08:14 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Riverniger1 at 13-11-2010 08:45 PM (13 years ago)

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very good

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Posted: at 13-11-2010 08:45 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 12:52 AM (13 years ago)

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gud

I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES

Posted: at 14-11-2010 12:52 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 09:27 AM (13 years ago)

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hahahaha... nice one.. cant stop laughing

Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:27 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 14-11-2010 09:58 AM (13 years ago)

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why will u stop laughing when there is somebody beside u making u happy.

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:58 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 10:15 AM (13 years ago)

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hehehe... terryworld..no be wetin I mean be that ooo, I mean the joke is funny....you don dey mad ooo... see where you think am go.. are you jealous?? at least you got felix, got omotoyoso, got florish and favourtee, wetin you want again

Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:15 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 14-11-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago)

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hahahaha.abeg i no dey their side ooo.dem be killer squad or u want me to register 4 gone too soon office?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:27 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 10:29 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: terryworld on 14-11-2010 10:27 AM

hahahaha.abeg i no dey their side ooo.dem be killer squad or u want me to register 4 gone too soon office?

I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES

Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:29 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 14-11-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago)

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Arab wetin dey ok u?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 14-11-2010 10:32 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: terryworld on 14-11-2010 10:32 AM

Arab wetin dey ok u?

na wetin he talk

I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES

Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:08 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago)

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hehe.. felixomosexy must hear what you just call her and her rivals oo

Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:09 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

federico at 14-11-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: roughedge on 13-11-2010 07:52 PM

my guy..... u are good.... just keep it up.. am sure we hall all be with I GO DYE SOOOOOON Grin

i nor understand ur sense of humour...watin funny here?? Sad

Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:21 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

bodeniyi at 14-11-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago)

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I tire fo ram oo

Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:23 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 14-11-2010 11:35 AM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: bodeniyi on 14-11-2010 11:09 AM

hehe.. felixomosexy must hear what you just call her and her rivals oo

hehehe.is beta i voice my mind out than to die in silent oo

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 14-11-2010 11:35 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

Skypon2002 at 14-11-2010 08:57 PM (13 years ago)

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Quote from: bodeniyi on 14-11-2010 11:23 AM

I tire fo ram oo

i tire for cow oh
lol

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 14-11-2010 08:57 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Arabmoney2 at 14-11-2010 09:01 PM (13 years ago)

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who be cow?

I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES

Posted: at 14-11-2010 09:01 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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