ENGLISH LANGUAGE by 50CENT

Some words have different meanings, and yet they're spelt the same. A cricket is an insect, to play it - it's a game. On every hand, in every land, it's thoroughly agreed, the English language to explain is very hard indeed.

For different meanings to some words, pronounced and spelt, the same?

A little journey is a trip, a trip is when you fall in luv. It doesn't mean you have to dance whenever you hold a ball.  Now here's a most peculiar thing -you do not to say a word, when you are in a ward for operation. Do not buy when you are at home in the market ignore the word bye. Jam the door and a jam on bread. You've heard, of course a traffic jams,

If the singular is this, and the plural is these, Why shouldn't the plural of kiss be kese? Then one may be that, and three be those, Yet the plural of hat would never be hose. We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.

If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn't the plural of pan be pen? The cow in the plural may be cows or kine, But the plural of vow is vows, not vine. And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,
But I give a boot... would a pair be beet?If one is a tooth, and a whole set is teeth, Why shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth? The masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim.

So our English, I think you will agree, Is the trickiest language you ever did see.
On every hand, in every land, it's thoroughly agreed -the English language to explain is very hard indeed!
Now here's a thing that puzzles me:

You always think of comb not bomb or make a tomb your home. Treasure is a thing you can admire like money and here as a username for treasure 2; Things that got stained is dirty, yet someone make his username dirtykid, selu means together we can achieve love, yet selu is our darling pastor here in the forum. Diplomatic is sensitive, yet diplomatik comments on every post.