Lawyers are greedy

Date: 19-11-2010 4:04 pm (14 years ago) | Author: yankeyboy
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- at 19-11-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago)
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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!"

"Oh no!", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

"Where's my Rolex???!!!"   Cool

Posted: at 19-11-2010 04:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 19-11-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahaha

Shey e no suppose ask for him wristwatch ni?

Posted: at 19-11-2010 04:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-11-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaaaa, what a stupid lawyer.................................

him nervous system no dey work well
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Selu at 20-11-2010 01:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Not even his arm but the Rolex. Hahahahaha
Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- silkyme at 20-11-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago)
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hahaha nawa 4 dis Terry broda I no blame I'm sha it's in d blood
Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-11-2010 01:26 PM (14 years ago)
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bia silkyme,have expreinced terry slap b4?any way 4ny joke

Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 20-11-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .....

i don laf tire
Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-11-2010 01:46 PM (14 years ago)
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solid,ur laffing credit go soon finish oo

Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 20-11-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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hhhhhhhhhay i just recharge now
Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-11-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ok u fit transfer to me cos my own don dey finish o

Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 20-11-2010 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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ok u be my guy  ..... i go transfer 1500 to u now
Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-11-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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abeg i need am now cos i no dey laff again

Posted: at 20-11-2010 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 20-11-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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ok ....
Posted: at 20-11-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 20-11-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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oh no where is his D-ick
Posted: at 20-11-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 20-11-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 20-11-2010 03:52 PM
oh no where is his D-ick
do u mean his p-rick?
 Grin

Posted: at 20-11-2010 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 20-11-2010 08:57 PM (14 years ago)
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nice joke Grin

Posted: at 20-11-2010 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-11-2010 01:52 PM (14 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 21-11-2010 01:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 21-11-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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yes but thats nice joke
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on 21-11-2010 02:00 PM
yes but thats nice joke
yes but still old

Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 21-11-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago)
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old or new its funny n bring back old memories
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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