MONEY CAN BE QUITE A DIFFICULTY AT TIMES

Date: 23-11-2010 9:33 am (13 years ago) | Author: ABIOLA ADERAYO ADEGBIJI
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- at 23-11-2010 09:33 AM (13 years ago)
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Problems of Plenty. One really feels sorry for the guy.


A in his new 27 storeyed House
He gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the
swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up
for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office
bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to her wife on
16th floor, says See You to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on
3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds
out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor ?
15th,17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?

He phones to all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendents
gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of
running about on all the floors,but the key is not traceable .



Fed up , after half an hour, he  leaves in a chauffer driven
ordinary Ikon car.

At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back , a
temporary replacement maid had washed his boss's  pant and hung it to dry
on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket.
The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and
was never found. This was found out because of his wife's habit of
checking cloths given for ironing personally.

After 3 days his wife complained to him that where was he roaming
till 3 A.M. last night ? then he replied that he was at home all night.

Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M. I was so much
worried. I could not sleep whole night, said his Wife


Oh That helicopter? That helicopter came from Germany, sent by Mercedes
people to deliver the duplicate car key

you can immagine wat dis is causing on him Tongue Tongue 



Posted: at 23-11-2010 09:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- ElSabio at 23-11-2010 09:51 AM (13 years ago)
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good article
hopefully it doesn't cast any bad image that money is not good or incredibly sweet.

If he is organized enough to do whatever he did to make that much money, then he is organized enough to keep his keys properly
With money, you don't own just 'one' car. If not the keys he lost, the keys to the other cars can be found.
His wife also has an awesome car he can drive in
He can hire a car...

there are infinite possibilities with lots of money...
After God, is money...

Money, Ego, Kudi,Owo Smiley
Posted: at 23-11-2010 09:51 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 23-11-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago)
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this is senseless  .... passing
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:25 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 23-11-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 23-11-2010 09:33 AM
Problems of Plenty. One really feels sorry for the guy.


A in his new 27 storeyed House
He gets up from his bed room on 15th floor, takes a swim in the
swimming pool on 17th floor, has breakfast on the 19th floor, dresses up
for office on 14th floor, collects his files and office
bag from his personal office on 21st floor, wishes Bye to her wife on
16th floor, says See You to his children on 13th floor, and goes down on
3rd floor to self drive his 2.5 Crore Mercedes to office, but then he finds
out that he has forgotten the car keys upstairs. But on which floor ?
15th,17th,19th,14th,21st,16th or 13th ?

He phones to all his servants, cooks,maids, secretaries, pool attendents
gym trainers, etc. on all the floors. There is a hectic search and lot of
running about on all the floors,but the key is not traceable .



Fed up , after half an hour, he  leaves in a chauffer driven
ordinary Ikon car.

At 3.30 P.M. late in the afternoon it is discovered that 4 days back , a
temporary replacement maid had washed his boss's  pant and hung it to dry
on a string in the balcony of 16th floor, with car keys in the pant pocket.
The key had blown away somewhere in the high winds at 16th floor level and
was never found. This was found out because of his wife's habit of
checking cloths given for ironing personally.

After 3 days his wife complained to him that where was he roaming
till 3 A.M. last night ? then he replied that he was at home all night.

Then why did the helicopter land in the terrace at 3 A.M. I was so much
worried. I could not sleep whole night, said his Wife


Oh That helicopter? That helicopter came from Germany, sent by Mercedes
people to deliver the duplicate car key

you can immagine wat dis is causing on him Tongue Tongue 



these other floors what is their fonctions, may be use to keep the key on one of the floors.
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:41 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Don-ziggy at 23-11-2010 10:43 AM (13 years ago)
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thats wonderful  i love such weath
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 23-11-2010 10:54 AM (13 years ago)
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why u no go like am?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 23-11-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Don-ziggy on 23-11-2010 10:43 AM
thats wonderful  i love such weath

OBOY NO GO KILL YOUR MAMAooooooooooooo
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:02 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 23-11-2010 11:15 AM (13 years ago)
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florish4love, no fall my yanch oooooooooo
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:15 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 23-11-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Which yansh?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 23-11-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 23-11-2010 11:52 AM
Which yansh?

you de mine am? yansh we no go even give counter fit
Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:58 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 23-11-2010 12:17 PM (13 years ago)
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florish take ya time

Posted: at 23-11-2010 12:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 23-11-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: uchechrs on 23-11-2010 11:58 AM
Quote from: brightossy on 23-11-2010 11:52 AM
Which yansh?

you de mine am? yansh we no go even give counter fit

U MEAN SAY YARSH GET COUNTER FIT ?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 23-11-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago)
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clapping
Posted: at 23-11-2010 01:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-11-2010 02:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 23-11-2010 02:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 23-11-2010 10:54 AM
why u no go like am?


solid i no say mosquiito brain he better pASS YOU OWN
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 23-11-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 23-11-2010 01:43 PM
Quote from: uchechrs on 23-11-2010 11:58 AM
Quote from: brightossy on 23-11-2010 11:52 AM
Which yansh?

you de mine am? yansh we no go even give counter fit

U MEAN SAY YARSH GET COUNTER FIT ?
wetin you wan hear?
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 23-11-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago)
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na u go tell me na
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 23-11-2010 02:42 PM (13 years ago)
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solid take time ooooo
Posted: at 23-11-2010 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 25-11-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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money is not everything...but, LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Cheesy Grin Kiss Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 25-11-2010 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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