YOUR WIFE YOUR GIRLFRIEND............

Date: 23-11-2010 11:33 pm (13 years ago) | Author: ebony ogs

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ebonyxxx at 23-11-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago)

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FOR THE XMASS IN ADVANCE!!!

WIFE IS LIKE TV. GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MOBILE

AT HOME YOU WATCH TV. WHEN YOU GO OUT YOU BRING ALONG MOBILE.

NO MONEY - SELL TV. IF THERE IS MONEY CHANGE MOBILE.

SOMETIMES YOU ENJOY TV. MOST TIME YOU PLAY WITH YOUR MOBILE.

TV FREE FOR LIFE. MOBILE?- IF YOU DONT PAY, SERVICE WILL BE TERMINATED.

TV HAS A REMOTE. MOBILE HAS NONE

TV IS BIG BULKY AND MOST TIME OLD. MOBILE IS SMALL CUTE SLIM CURVY AND VERY PORTABLE ANY TIME.

TV OPERATIONAL COST IS ACCEPTABLE. MOBILE OPERATIONAL COST IS HIGH AND OFTEN DEMANDING.

YOU MUST LISTEN TO YOUR TV (EITHER YOU LOVE NAGGING OR NOT). MOBILE IS A TWO WAY COMM.(TALK AND LISTEN)

TV HAS NO VIRUS. MOBILE DO CONTACT VIRUSES.

MERRY XMASS TO ALL. YOU ARE ALL SO SPECIAL!!! CU SOON

Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:33 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Pepesy at 23-11-2010 11:38 PM (13 years ago)

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so funny

Posted: at 23-11-2010 11:38 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

4kasibe247 at 24-11-2010 04:58 AM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 24-11-2010 04:58 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

shoczyy at 24-11-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago)

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Posted: at 24-11-2010 05:04 AM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

diplomatik at 25-11-2010 02:59 AM (13 years ago)

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lmao

u've seen me right? Huh?

i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either Angry

, i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool Cool

Posted: at 25-11-2010 02:59 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Arabmoney2 at 25-11-2010 06:16 AM (13 years ago)

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hmmmmm

I PREFERED TO BE CALLED DOCTOR ARAB DE SURGEON RULES

Posted: at 25-11-2010 06:16 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 25-11-2010 06:42 AM (13 years ago)

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lol

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 25-11-2010 06:42 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

kooljayjay at 25-11-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago)

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OUCH!!!!!!!

Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:48 AM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

florish4love at 25-11-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago)

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haha cant stop laughing

Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

bodeniyi at 25-11-2010 12:26 PM (13 years ago)

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I clap for you.. pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa milo

Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:26 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Riverniger1 at 25-11-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago)

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coming soon Grin

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Posted: at 25-11-2010 11:01 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

omotoyosolabisi at 26-11-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago)

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hahahaha

Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:04 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

monasea at 26-11-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago)

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hhahahha hmmm so stick to wife to avoid virus

Posted: at 26-11-2010 01:14 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

florish4love at 26-11-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago)

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u sure??

Posted: at 26-11-2010 03:26 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Riverniger1 at 26-11-2010 06:18 PM (13 years ago)

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very sure

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Posted: at 26-11-2010 06:18 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

omoladey at 26-11-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago)

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still laffin Cool

Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:15 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

omoladey at 26-11-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago)

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still laffin Cool

Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:17 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

kaycee22 at 26-11-2010 08:36 PM (13 years ago)

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Lmtao! I love em mobile....

Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:36 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

frenzeecool_08 at 26-11-2010 08:43 PM (13 years ago)

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u try

Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:43 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 26-11-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago)

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thanks

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 26-11-2010 08:48 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

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