Baby Talk

Date: 24-11-2010 11:33 am (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
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- at 24-11-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago)
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There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.

The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."

The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"

He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:33 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- florish4love at 24-11-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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cHAI

JOSIAH hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

she na ur pikin dey talk dis tins wey u dey post so?Huh?
Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-11-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago)
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okay.... na the joke be dat abi?
well ni te mi o, e no funny atall...
Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:40 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-11-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 24-11-2010 11:40 AM
cHAI

JOSIAH hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

she na ur pikin dey talk dis tins wey u dey post so?Huh?
you ask abi you dey tell us? Huh?
Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- josiahlawson at 24-11-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago)
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krist na the children you born for me na,
Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:50 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 24-11-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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Josiah no make i cut ya head oooooo

abi u want make Arab kill u Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-11-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on 24-11-2010 11:50 AM
krist na the children you born for me na,
Huh? Huh?
children wey i born for you...
bros ehn, you see sy ganja not good for your body... Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 12:29 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 24-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on 24-11-2010 11:50 AM
krist na the children you born for me na,
this place nor be GAY forum abeg...
Posted: at 24-11-2010 12:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gbedeman at 24-11-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago)
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na u sabi ooooooooo
Posted: at 24-11-2010 02:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-11-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm.... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-11-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Moshaden4real at 24-11-2010 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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This is terrible
 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 24-11-2010 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 24-11-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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josiahlawson, after u don use florish4love belly do radio finish, u con dey post wetin u hear from your children abi

ok, running
Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 24-11-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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correct jokes...d woman wey carry ds kind pikins 4 belle na correct witch Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-11-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 24-11-2010 03:21 PM
josiahlawson, after u don use florish4love belly do radio finish, u con dey post wetin u hear from your children abi

ok, running
heheheheheeee... Grin
radio ke.
Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 24-11-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: josiahlawson on 24-11-2010 11:33 AM
There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.

The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."

The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"

He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

that no be  spermatozoa na spermer-tospit Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-11-2010 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 24-11-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 24-11-2010 03:24 PM
correct jokes...d woman wey carry ds kind pikins 4 belle na correct witch Grin Grin

lol

na u make me laugh Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-11-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 25-11-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 25-11-2010 04:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-11-2010 05:23 PM (14 years ago)
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4ny

Posted: at 25-11-2010 05:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 25-11-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 24-11-2010 05:14 PM
Quote from: josiahlawson on 24-11-2010 11:33 AM
There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.

The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."

The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "So I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"

He replied, "So," he said proudly, "I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us.

that no be  spermatozoa na spermer-tospit Grin Grin Grin Grin

mmmhhh .... sophie u even know the real name this thing we are talking about
Posted: at 25-11-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-11-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago)
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why won't she know it?na today?

Posted: at 25-11-2010 05:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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