sizzlingsofi at 25-11-2010 10:02 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
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Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:02 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
terryworld at 25-11-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) (m)
poster ya mind 2 dirty
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
Reply bodeniyi at 25-11-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) (m)
what a posted b4 post
Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Okay
Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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running, flying in fact, jogging
Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Okay
pb4...but still funny.....keep it up dear
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago) (m)
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 28-11-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply nickyvil at 28-11-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) (m)
lol
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
skypon....this is me river1......biko...dont!
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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lol
nna how you dey?
?
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) (m)
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
hmmmm.................u no see ur self motherphyuking bastard
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 04:33 PM (14 years ago) (m)
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
skypon....this is me river1......biko...dont!
oh boy na waa to u ooooo
cool down jare
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
go blow ur mama own..... she go enjoy am wella ....... the dog's in my street ill phyuk ur dirty asss
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) (m)
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
huh
is that the extent u have gone?
ok
have a nice day
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
make i pick race
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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make i follow
Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
huh
is that the extent u have gone?
ok
have a nice day
U STARTED IT .... FACE IT phyukER
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
huh
is that the extent u have gone?
ok
have a nice day
U STARTED IT .... FACE IT *****ER
SEE U ..... U WEY LOOK LIKE BUFFALO WEY NEVER CHOP FOR 1 MONTH................COWARD
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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