balloons

Date: 25-11-2010 10:02 am (13 years ago) | Author: sophia
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- at 25-11-2010 10:02 AM (13 years ago)
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:02 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 25-11-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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poster ya mind 2 dirty

Posted: at 25-11-2010 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 25-11-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago)
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what a posted b4 post
Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sizzlingsofi at 25-11-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago)
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Okay
Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 25-11-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago)
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running, flying in fact, jogging
Posted: at 25-11-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 25-11-2010 10:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 25-11-2010 01:05 PM
Okay

pb4...but still funny.....keep it up dear Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-11-2010 10:48 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago)
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@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 28-11-2010 10:55 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sizzlingsofi at 28-11-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 28-11-2010 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 28-11-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

skypon....this is me river1......biko...dont!

Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 28-11-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: nickyvil on 28-11-2010 12:09 PM
lol

nna how you dey?Huh?Huh??

Posted: at 28-11-2010 12:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 12:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?

nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
 Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sizzlingsofi at 28-11-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:31 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 12:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?

nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmmm.................u no see ur self motherphyuking bastard
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:32 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 04:33 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 28-11-2010 12:12 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

skypon....this is me river1......biko...dont!


oh boy na waa to u ooooo
cool down jare
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:33 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sizzlingsofi at 28-11-2010 04:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 04:32 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:31 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 12:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?

nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard

go blow ur mama own..... she go enjoy am wella ....... the dog's in my street ill phyuk ur dirty asss
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 28-11-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 04:32 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:31 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 12:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?

nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
huh
is that the extent u have gone?

ok
have a nice day

Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:36 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- florish4love at 28-11-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

make i pick race
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 28-11-2010 04:38 PM (13 years ago)
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make i follow

Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sizzlingsofi at 28-11-2010 04:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 04:32 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:31 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 12:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?

nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
huh
is that the extent u have gone?

ok
have a nice day

U STARTED IT .... FACE IT phyukER
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:39 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sizzlingsofi at 28-11-2010 04:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 04:39 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:36 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 04:32 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 04:31 PM
Quote from: sizzlingsofi on 28-11-2010 12:07 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 28-11-2010 10:55 AM
@poster,
i want to blow ur balloons
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmm .............. don't worry i'll buy u bigger ones to blow
do you know who get the bigger one?

nooooooo
i dont want to know who has the big one......
its ur own that i want.
i like the size of ur own
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
anything apart from ur own is counterfeit
 Cheesy Cheesy

hmmmm.................u no see ur self mother*****ing bastard
huh
is that the extent u have gone?

ok
have a nice day

U STARTED IT .... FACE IT *****ER

SEE U ..... U WEY LOOK LIKE BUFFALO WEY NEVER CHOP FOR 1 MONTH................COWARD
Posted: at 28-11-2010 04:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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