Money Problems

Date: 01-12-2010 11:40 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness

yettyness at 1-12-2010 11:40 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

Last Sunday in church, everybody was praying as usual. Telling God his or her own problem.

On one end was a young girl. She was very agitated. Shouting and praying that God should help her with two thousand naira. That's all she needed.

At the same time, one desperate looking man at the back of the church was quietly asking God to help him with with fifty million naira.

The young girl was getting louder and more persistent with her request. Shouting, jumping and begging that God should please help her with two thousnd naira.

The desperate man at the back now went to her and asked "ah ah, na only you God go hear? Girl what's your problem now?"

The girl replied that she needed the thousand naira badly.

The man hissed loudly, took two thousand naira from his pocket and said "I beg, take this and be quiet so that God can concentrate!!!"

Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:40 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

xter at 1-12-2010 11:45 PM (13 years ago)

(m)

Ok

U try

Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza Cheesy

Posted: at 1-12-2010 11:45 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

LEONE at 2-12-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago)

(m)

She got answer 2 her prayer.

Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:05 AM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 05:37 AM (13 years ago)

(m)

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
God use the man answer the girl prayer
so that God go concentrate on the man's own

well. u are trying
keep it up
Grin

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-12-2010 05:37 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 2-12-2010 08:49 AM (13 years ago)

(m)

hahahahaha.i cant stop laffing.yetty u try well well.

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-12-2010 08:49 AM (13 years ago) \| Hero

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

Quote from: terryworld on 2-12-2010 08:49 AM

hahahahaha.i cant stop laffing.yetty u try well well.

Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:21 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 2-12-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago)

(m)

wetin?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:48 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

For where? Angry

Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:50 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 2-12-2010 12:55 PM (13 years ago)

(m)

make i comot?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 2-12-2010 12:55 PM (13 years ago) \| Hero

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

comot quick quick Angry

Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

shinapeters at 2-12-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

@ poster: nice one

Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:41 PM (13 years ago) \| Upcoming

AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 2-12-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago)

(f)

Thx

Posted: at 2-12-2010 01:42 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago)

(m)

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-12-2010 09:32 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Riverniger1 at 2-12-2010 09:59 PM (13 years ago)

(m)

good

Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Posted: at 2-12-2010 09:59 PM (13 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 2-12-2010 10:49 PM (13 years ago)

(m)

bad

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 2-12-2010 10:49 PM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

jtcrest at 3-12-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago)

(f)

nice one

Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:12 AM (13 years ago) \| Newbie

Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 09:21 AM (13 years ago)

(m)

nice two

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:21 AM (13 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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