Can You Give Me A Push?

Date: 10-12-2010 3:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
- at 10-12-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past 3 in the morning.” I’m not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of bed, goes downstairs, opens the door, and there's a man standing there. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push?" "No, get lost. It's half past three and I was in bed," says the man as he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tell his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife.” He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere,
He shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."

Posted: at 10-12-2010 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- 4kasibe247 at 10-12-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? e no make sense at all
Posted: at 10-12-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 10-12-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago)
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ok......
Posted: at 10-12-2010 04:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yettyness at 10-12-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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The Drunk wants the man to push him on the swing....
Posted: at 10-12-2010 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Teeteeylaryor at 10-12-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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na small small i dey  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 10-12-2010 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 10-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- opeks at 10-12-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on 10-12-2010 04:15 PM
The Drunk wants the man to push him on the swing....
ok.
Posted: at 10-12-2010 05:44 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmajenic1 at 10-12-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on 10-12-2010 04:15 PM
The Drunk wants the man to push him on the swing....
Make d wife go do the pushing as na she christian pass her huby...
Posted: at 10-12-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 10-12-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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oooook
him want make the man come do am jangle-over abi?

that na mumu thing ooooo
be 3am
huh

Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Essyangel at 10-12-2010 10:15 PM (14 years ago)
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that shows that the dude is really drunk. Huh?
Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:15 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- blazingdiamond at 10-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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lmao Smiley
Posted: at 10-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 11-12-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 11-12-2010 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 11-12-2010 11:14 AM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 11-12-2010 11:14 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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