Do it for love sake (READ THIS TO FEEL LOVED)

Date: 12-12-2010 7:33 am (13 years ago) | Author: Bode Moses
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- at 12-12-2010 07:33 AM (13 years ago)
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A couple were sitting around one evening and the man says to wife "Mama Emeka, we are about to Celebrate our 60th wedding anniversary.

We've had a wonderful life together, full of Contentment and blessings. But there's something I've Always wondered about: Tell the truth. Have you ever been unfaithful to me?

"She hesitates a moment, then says, "Yes, 3 times, "Three times? Hmmm, when did dat happen nau?" Papa Emeka asks.

Mama Emeka began recalling slowly "Well, do you remember right after we were married and we were so Broke, and the bank was going to foreclose on our Little house?"

"Yes, that was really a terrible time," replied Papa Emeka.

Mama Emeka continued, "And remember when I went to see the Bank manager one night and the next day the bank extended our loan?"

"Yes ooo, kai...that's hard to take, but I guess it really was for us, so I can forgive you."
"What was the second time?"

"Well," she continued, "do you remember years later when you almost died from the heart problem because we couldn't afford the operation?"

"Yes of course" Papa Emeka replied.

"Then you will remember that right after I went to See the doctor, he did your operation at no cost?" she Explained.

"Na true ooo mama Emeka. That shocked me how that kind doctor agree operate me for free. Chai Mama Emeka I do understand that you did it out of love for me and I forgive you."

"So, what was the third time?"

Mama Emeka lowers her head and says, "Papa Emeka , do you remember when you ran for PDP Councilor for our Local Govt Area and you needed 62 more delegate votes?"

Papa Emeka fainted!!!

Posted: at 12-12-2010 07:33 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- terryworld at 12-12-2010 07:38 AM (13 years ago)
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hehehe the that one na also 4 nove

Posted: at 12-12-2010 07:38 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 12-12-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago)
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abi now
Posted: at 12-12-2010 07:52 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 12-12-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago)
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why papa & mama Emeka?Huh? it,s better with papa&mama AYOKUNLE Grin Grin Grin

u try  Smiley nice joke

Posted: at 12-12-2010 01:49 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 12-12-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Papa and Mama River
Posted: at 12-12-2010 02:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 12-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bodeniyi on 12-12-2010 02:13 PM
Papa and Mama River

sooooooo fear no catch u?Huh? wetin u smoke??

Posted: at 12-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 13-12-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago)
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lol........ things we do for love
Posted: at 13-12-2010 01:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 13-12-2010 02:46 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 12-12-2010 01:49 PM
why papa & mama Emeka?Huh? it,s better with papa&mama AYOKUNLE Grin Grin Grin

u try  Smiley nice joke
yeah na true u talk.
E soppose to be papa and mama AYODELE

Posted: at 13-12-2010 02:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- rosilu at 13-12-2010 10:12 PM (13 years ago)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa
mama and papa emeka.hmmmm
papa emeka for no faint oooo
so that mama emeka fit explain on top of the 64 lovers again
Posted: at 13-12-2010 10:12 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Riverniger1 at 14-12-2010 12:09 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 13-12-2010 02:46 PM
Quote from: Riverniger1 on 12-12-2010 01:49 PM
why papa & mama Emeka?Huh? it,s better with papa&mama AYOKUNLE Grin Grin Grin

u try  Smiley nice joke
yeah na true u talk.
E soppose to be papa and mama AYODELE

gbam...or papa and mama Oluwatoyosi Grin Grin

Posted: at 14-12-2010 12:09 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 14-12-2010 01:11 AM (13 years ago)
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Mama Emeka was only performing her vows."For better for worse".She simply traded to get back the "better" in Baba Emeka.
Posted: at 14-12-2010 01:11 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 14-12-2010 05:31 AM (13 years ago)
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River.. I smoke weed.... oshisko
Posted: at 14-12-2010 05:31 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 14-12-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago)
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

make i run
Posted: at 14-12-2010 12:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 14-12-2010 12:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Where you dey run go
Posted: at 14-12-2010 12:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mercyedoso at 14-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago)
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That one too much oh, she na love be this?
Posted: at 14-12-2010 01:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 14-12-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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of course na nove.

Posted: at 14-12-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 14-12-2010 02:54 PM (13 years ago)
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love nwa tin tin
Posted: at 14-12-2010 02:54 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 14-12-2010 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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love is in the air
Posted: at 14-12-2010 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blazingdiamond at 14-12-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago)
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love is killing
Posted: at 14-12-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 14-12-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago)
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love dey 4 kirikiri.

Posted: at 14-12-2010 02:57 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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