Fascinating Little Johnny!

Date: 12-12-2010 11:17 am (13 years ago) | Author: Ayodele Salako
- at 12-12-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago)
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Mary said, "My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'"

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Johnny was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said loudly, "My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons."
The teacher said, "That was good, Johnny. However, you did not use the word 'fascinate' in your sentence."

Little Johnny continued, "But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!"

Posted: at 12-12-2010 11:17 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Riverniger1 at 12-12-2010 01:23 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm ...u try Grin
Posted: at 12-12-2010 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Chamming at 13-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 13-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 13-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago)
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that was facinating

la lolo
Posted: at 13-12-2010 02:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Arabmoney2 at 13-12-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 13-12-2010 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-12-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 13-12-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Freesmile at 13-12-2010 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok! I dan hear, Now am outta here!
Posted: at 13-12-2010 02:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 13-12-2010 03:24 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4...
Posted: at 13-12-2010 03:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 14-12-2010 01:13 AM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 14-12-2010 01:13 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 14-12-2010 02:23 AM (13 years ago)
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"Seeing me suck her boobs will fascinate you".
Best answer!!!
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-12-2010 02:23 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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