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Date: 17-12-2010 4:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: WOMAN OF FAITH
- at 17-12-2010 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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Nightly hitch hiking

This story happened a while ago in Soweto, and even when it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. (probably one of our urban legends)

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.


Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.

The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a shebeen and asked for two shots of tequila.

He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and....wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same tavern, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Mfowetu, there's the idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it."[/s

Posted: at 17-12-2010 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- kasiemobi at 17-12-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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fairy tale indeed
Posted: at 17-12-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 17-12-2010 05:50 PM (13 years ago)
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gal pb4
Posted: at 17-12-2010 05:50 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 17-12-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Why everbody dey post dis joke?
My wife,why,why,why,
FINAL ANSWER- POSTED B4!
Posted: at 17-12-2010 05:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 17-12-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 17-12-2010 06:19 PM (13 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 17-12-2010 06:19 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 18-12-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago)
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hey ya hmm pb4
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:24 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 18-12-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
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posted b4...
Posted: at 18-12-2010 04:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-12-2010 06:14 PM
i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Lol..U no read am bt u know say dem don post am b4..how u tak know ehh???  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2010 08:35 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2010 12:47 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-12-2010 06:14 PM
i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Lol..U no read am bt u know say dem don post am b4..how u tak know ehh???  Grin Grin Grin

i know bcos i know.
and if u know what i know, u will know!

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiooooooooooooo
Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:47 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 02:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 12:47 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-12-2010 06:14 PM
i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Lol..U no read am bt u know say dem don post am b4..how u tak know ehh???  Grin Grin Grin
hehehe Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i know bcos i know.
and if u know what i know, u will know!

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiooooooooooooo

Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Selu at 20-12-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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I have not used this b4.
Pb
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 20-12-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted b4 by me
Posted: at 20-12-2010 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 02:41 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 12:47 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-12-2010 06:14 PM
i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Lol..U no read am bt u know say dem don post am b4..how u tak know ehh???  Grin Grin Grin
hehehe Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i know bcos i know.
and if u know what i know, u will know!

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiooooooooooooo


wetin u wat talk naaaa?
u dey fear?
 Grin
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:56 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-12-2010 09:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 20-12-2010 03:38 PM
Posted b4 by me

we don hear oooooooo
 Grin
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:57 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 11:20 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 09:56 PM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 02:41 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 12:47 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-12-2010 06:14 PM
i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Lol..U no read am bt u know say dem don post am b4..how u tak know ehh???  Grin Grin Grin
hehehe Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i know bcos i know.
and if u know what i know, u will know!

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiooooooooooooo


wetin u wat talk naaaa?
u dey fear?
 Grin
Lol..fear wat.Huh?..who??? Abeg no yarn dat kind thng..Im nt afraid ov anythng or any1 bsides God..
Nyway sha....DAT.."i know bcos i know.and if u know what i know, u will know!"...dINT MAKE SUCH SENSE 2 ME....:-P Confused baby!!!!  Tongue Tongue Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-12-2010 11:20 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 21-12-2010 09:14 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 09:57 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 20-12-2010 03:38 PM
Posted b4 by me

we don hear oooooooo
 Grin
we don over hear ooo
Posted: at 21-12-2010 09:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- thaddeus11 at 21-12-2010 10:31 AM (13 years ago)
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i love dat.
Posted: at 21-12-2010 10:31 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 21-12-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-12-2010 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-12-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 11:20 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 09:56 PM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 02:41 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 20-12-2010 12:47 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 08:35 PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-12-2010 06:14 PM
i no even get time read the joke

but posted b4
 Grin
Lol..U no read am bt u know say dem don post am b4..how u tak know ehh???  Grin Grin Grin
hehehe Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
i know bcos i know.
and if u know what i know, u will know!

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiooooooooooooo


wetin u wat talk naaaa?
u dey fear?
 Grin
Lol..fear wat.Huh?..who??? Abeg no yarn dat kind thng..Im nt afraid ov anythng or any1 bsides God..
Nyway sha....DAT.."i know bcos i know.and if u know what i know, u will know!"...dINT MAKE SUCH SENSE 2 ME....:-P Confused baby!!!!  Tongue Tongue Grin Grin Grin



bcos u dont understand it thats why its not making sense to u
Posted: at 24-12-2010 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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