pretty nasty:beware..."No more floppy Disks"

A segxwally active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her honeypotl lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept asecret, and the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality, and that the first rose was from him. 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.'

Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u try

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Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohioooooooo
so u mean say na the extra kpomowey dem cut dem take stitch the man ear?

preety nasty like u said
but funny
 

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Posted: at 19-12-2010 07:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

see ur plenty teeth
 

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Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

pirate of NP.... try again, cos this is PB4

Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero

ah ha ha funny and nice of her

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Posted: at 20-12-2010 11:29 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@kris,

y u dey sleep naaa

the joke dey make piss catch me
 

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Posted: at 20-12-2010 08:54 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

funny

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Posted: at 20-12-2010 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 21-12-2010 01:02 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

bros, you say wetin?

Posted: at 21-12-2010 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero