The condom conversation

Date: 18-12-2010 11:05 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ibk Peters
[1] 2
- at 18-12-2010 11:05 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.

With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..."

 Grin Grin Grin
Its d truth!!..Married men dnt get sex..nd it shudnt b like dat..Ladies..So we dont blame them if dem go do OJU KOKORO sumwer else..

Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- opeks at 18-12-2010 11:37 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
ok
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:37 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- terryworld at 19-12-2010 01:36 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
bia wetin? Angry Angry
Posted: at 19-12-2010 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 08:54 AM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 01:36 AM
bia wetin? Angry Angry
wetin b wetin???
Posted: at 19-12-2010 08:54 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 19-12-2010 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
e bi like say madman kiss u?
Posted: at 19-12-2010 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Ezehenry at 19-12-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Thats a great joke, but dont you think the man is smart?
Posted: at 19-12-2010 12:45 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- snazzyalo at 19-12-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
dere's no xcuse 4 cheating
Posted: at 19-12-2010 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Reply
- emmajenic1 at 19-12-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Condom matters!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
Lizzy,i have one sunday left-over.Can u pls come over let's see if it won't waste?
Posted: at 19-12-2010 02:43 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: emmajenic1 on 19-12-2010 02:43 PM
Condom matters!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
Lizzy,i have one sunday left-over.Can u pls come over let's see if it won't waste?
Lolz..I knw say U get srious headache..soo..I wunt just commnt.instead I go ignore u..U dey craze!!
Posted: at 19-12-2010 07:02 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2010 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 20-12-2010 10:14 AM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:04 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!! Grin Grin Grin
u and who be 'us'?
Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:14 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- shinapeters at 20-12-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
terry, understand dat dis chic dey love u seriously Cheesy
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 20-12-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
satan forbid
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:14 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:04 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!! Grin Grin Grin
u and who be 'us'?
Terry nd Lizzie...dats d "us..me i accept shey..no wahala....Bt na u him kiss pass...Both of una evn dooo french kiss sef...he com dey pull ur clothes..na me save u dat day eh??..kai!..U wud hve just had sex wit a mad person..a man 4 dat matter..sooo...bettr thankin me 4 savin u oooo!!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 20-12-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
sumtin that happened to ur brother that u are sharing wit us.
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 02:16 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
Lolz..Thank God..Dnt even hv a bro!!..hehe ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- terryworld at 20-12-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 02:16 PM
Lolz..Thank God..Dnt even hv a bro!!..hehe ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
i knw u made a mistake.
U wanted to say 'thank God that i dont have a bro that is sensible.'
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
Reply
- emmajenic1 at 20-12-2010 09:12 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:02 PM
Quote from: emmajenic1 on 19-12-2010 02:43 PM
Condom matters!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
Lizzy,i have one sunday left-over.Can u pls come over let's see if it won't waste?
Lolz..I knw say U get srious headache..soo..I wunt just commnt.instead I go ignore u..U dey craze!!
Shuuuuu....Sorry oh!!!
I no know say u be virgin!!!
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:12 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply
- xter at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
hmmmmm
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
- xter at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (13 years ago)
(m)
hmmmmm
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply
[1] 2
ReplyFollow
Login To Post Reply

Latest Updates

EFCC Boss, Olukoyede Faces Visa Ban Threat Over Yahaya Bello's Case

Moses Bliss Reacts After A Troll Bashes Him For Allowing His Wife Preach Whenever They Go For Events

Brickhall School And Ovoke Family Issue Press Statement After Burial Of 4 Year Old

Reaction As Davido Likes Tweet Calling Samklef A ‘Fool At 40’

One Shot As Soldiers Break Out Of Their Cells To Protest Poor Welfare In Sokoto

Singer, Fireboy Dismisses Rumour Of Rivalry With His Colleague, Asake

Manchester United v Arsenal: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

Your First Salary Belong To Your Father For His Blessings Not to Your Pastor - Kanayo O. Kanayo

I Vow To Keep Trolling Actress Bimbo Ademoye - Actor Deyemi Okanlawon Reveals Why

More Featured Topics

fire TRENDING GISTS fire

THIS WEEK

  1. Onanuga Shares A Post Alleging Peter Obi Demarkets Nigeria, Calls Him ‘Bitter Obi'

  2. Focus On Fall Of Naira, Insecurity – Charly Boy Drags Onanuga For Tagging Peter Obi As ‘Bitter’

  3. Actors In Nollywood Films Used To Be Cast Based On Social Media Followers – Uzor Arukwe

  4. Suspected Sextortion Blackmailer, Olamide Made £2m Vows To Release Embarrassing PIC/VID Of Boys

  5. Mercy Johnson Was With us in The Boat - Survivor of Boat Accident That Killed Jnr Pope Reveals

  6. Late Buhari Oloto's Wife, Alhaja Alimotu Sadia Oloto a.k.a IYA OYO Is Dead

  7. Nigerians React To Tinubu-Led Administration’s Cybersecurity Levy

  8. CBN Extends Suspension of Charges on Cash Deposits

  9. If I Buy You A Flight Ticket, Am I Suppose To Tell You To Wear Seat Belt – Adanma Luke Attacks

  10. Reactions As Mohbad’s Father Completes Renovation Of Family House In Ekiti State

TOP MEMBERS:
  • gogoman 554
  • felicilin 319
  • fineboy77 315
  • Holopid 153
  • kp45 115
Read More

Featured Topics

. EFCC Boss, Olukoyede Faces Visa Ban Threat Over Yahaya Bello's Case

. Moses Bliss Reacts After A Troll Bashes Him For Allowing His Wife Preach Whenever They Go For Events

. Brickhall School And Ovoke Family Issue Press Statement After Burial Of 4 Year Old

. Reaction As Davido Likes Tweet Calling Samklef A ‘Fool At 40’

. One Shot As Soldiers Break Out Of Their Cells To Protest Poor Welfare In Sokoto

. Singer, Fireboy Dismisses Rumour Of Rivalry With His Colleague, Asake

. Manchester United v Arsenal: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. Your First Salary Belong To Your Father For His Blessings Not to Your Pastor - Kanayo O. Kanayo

. I Vow To Keep Trolling Actress Bimbo Ademoye - Actor Deyemi Okanlawon Reveals Why

. UK-based Nigerian G@y Man Laments How Family Pressures Him To Marry A Woman Despite His Status

. Nottingham v Chelsea: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. Fulham v Manchester City: English Premier League Match,Team News,Goal Scorers and Stats

. JUST IN! Gov. Fubara Relocates Rivers Assembly Sitting To Government House

.. 9yr Old Boy Stabs His 10yr Old Classmate to Death on Their Home From School

. After God Fear Men - Shallipopi's UK Girlfriend Says After She Caught Him Cheating (Video)

. Marriage is Not a Trap – Real Warripikin Calls Out Abuja Single Men (VID)

. Etinosa Idemudia Further Drags BBNaija Pere For Defrauding 3 Other Producers of Their Money

. Passenger Dies As Car Collides With Truck At Isolo, Lagos Under Bridge

. Motorcyclist, Afeez Mustapha Lands In Police Net For Raping Female Passenger In Ogun

. Meghan Markle Stayed Silent During Prince Harry’s Speech Over Fears Of ‘Causing Controversy’

. Police Arrest Five Suspects For Thuggery, Robbery In Niger State

More Featured Topics