The condom conversation

Date: 18-12-2010 11:05 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Ibk Peters
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- at 18-12-2010 11:05 PM (11 years ago)
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.

With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..."

 Grin Grin Grin
Its d truth!!..Married men dnt get sex..nd it shudnt b like dat..Ladies..So we dont blame them if dem go do OJU KOKORO sumwer else..

Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:05 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- opeks at 18-12-2010 11:37 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:37 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 19-12-2010 01:36 AM (11 years ago)
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bia wetin? Angry Angry

Posted: at 19-12-2010 01:36 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 08:54 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 01:36 AM
bia wetin? Angry Angry
wetin b wetin???
Posted: at 19-12-2010 08:54 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 19-12-2010 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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e bi like say madman kiss u?

Posted: at 19-12-2010 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Ezehenry at 19-12-2010 12:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Thats a great joke, but dont you think the man is smart?
Posted: at 19-12-2010 12:45 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- snazzyalo at 19-12-2010 02:17 PM (11 years ago)
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dere's no xcuse 4 cheating
Posted: at 19-12-2010 02:17 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmajenic1 at 19-12-2010 02:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Condom matters!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
Lizzy,i have one sunday left-over.Can u pls come over let's see if it won't waste?
Posted: at 19-12-2010 02:43 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 07:02 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: emmajenic1 on 19-12-2010 02:43 PM
Condom matters!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
Lizzy,i have one sunday left-over.Can u pls come over let's see if it won't waste?
Lolz..I knw say U get srious headache..soo..I wunt just commnt.instead I go ignore u..U dey craze!!
Posted: at 19-12-2010 07:02 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 19-12-2010 07:04 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!! Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-12-2010 07:04 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 10:14 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:04 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!! Grin Grin Grin
u and who be 'us'?

Posted: at 20-12-2010 10:14 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- shinapeters at 20-12-2010 01:37 PM (11 years ago)
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terry, understand dat dis chic dey love u seriously Cheesy
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:37 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 01:46 PM (11 years ago)
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satan forbid

Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:46 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 01:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-12-2010 10:14 AM
Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:04 PM
Quote from: terryworld on 19-12-2010 12:38 PM
e bi like say madman kiss u?
U go say "Us"..no b only me ooooo!!! Grin Grin Grin
u and who be 'us'?
Terry nd Lizzie...dats d "us..me i accept shey..no wahala....Bt na u him kiss pass...Both of una evn dooo french kiss sef...he com dey pull ur clothes..na me save u dat day eh??..kai!..U wud hve just had sex wit a mad person..a man 4 dat matter..sooo...bettr thankin me 4 savin u oooo!!
Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:47 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 01:54 PM (11 years ago)
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sumtin that happened to ur brother that u are sharing wit us.

Posted: at 20-12-2010 01:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Lizzie4Shizzie at 20-12-2010 02:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Lolz..Thank God..Dnt even hv a bro!!..hehe ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:16 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-12-2010 02:22 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 20-12-2010 02:16 PM
Lolz..Thank God..Dnt even hv a bro!!..hehe ;-D ;-D ;-D ;-D
i knw u made a mistake.
U wanted to say 'thank God that i dont have a bro that is sensible.'

Posted: at 20-12-2010 02:22 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 20-12-2010 09:12 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Lizzie4Shizzie on 19-12-2010 07:02 PM
Quote from: emmajenic1 on 19-12-2010 02:43 PM
Condom matters!!!
Hmmmmmmmmm...............
Lizzy,i have one sunday left-over.Can u pls come over let's see if it won't waste?
Lolz..I knw say U get srious headache..soo..I wunt just commnt.instead I go ignore u..U dey craze!!
Shuuuuu....Sorry oh!!!
I no know say u be virgin!!!
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:12 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmmm

Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmmm

Posted: at 20-12-2010 09:18 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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