josiahlawson at 20-12-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago)
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A young Yoruba man comes home and says: "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replies: "OK son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard is neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months pass and the young man comes into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card. I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replies: "That's all true, but son you didn't cut your hair."
Son says: "But, dad, Jesus had long hair."
Father replies: "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walked everywhere he went!"
Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
terryworld at 20-12-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 20-12-2010 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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