Part of your body that goes to heaven first

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and  she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of  your body goes first?'   



Cynthia raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'   



'Why do you think it's your hands, Cynthia?'   



Cynthia replied, 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in  front of you and God just takes your hands first.'   



'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

 

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.'

 

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

'Now, Little  Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'   



Little Johnny said,



'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the  other night.  Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was  saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'  If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have  lost her.'

Posted: at 6-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 12:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

Its true but the one posted before is different version this version is better and comprehensively funny. .O gbeyinbo 

Posted: at 6-11-2008 04:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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