Satan's sister

Date: 06-11-2008 3:03 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
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- at 6-11-2008 03:03 PM (15 years ago)
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play.  Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.  Everyone  started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.  Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "yes, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
"Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years now!"

Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- hiddenpearl at 6-11-2008 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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ROTFLMAO! That was FUNNYYYYY!
Posted: at 6-11-2008 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 6-11-2008 04:31 PM (15 years ago)
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lOl.kwl joke
Posted: at 6-11-2008 04:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 05:22 PM (15 years ago)
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familiarity breeds...
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- methodman at 6-11-2008 11:35 PM (15 years ago)
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...meaning he has a bigger satan for a wife at home,abi?...lol
Posted: at 6-11-2008 11:35 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abby at 7-11-2008 01:59 AM (15 years ago)
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lol, poor man
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:59 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yeye89 at 7-11-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago)
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lmao...nice

Posted: at 7-11-2008 02:28 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- QueenNk at 7-11-2008 07:06 AM (15 years ago)
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that was cool Smiley
Posted: at 7-11-2008 07:06 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 7-11-2008 08:28 AM (15 years ago)
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Brother inlaw...LOL
Posted: at 7-11-2008 08:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago)
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to satan
Posted: at 7-11-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dianne at 8-11-2008 02:16 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Smiley...hahahahahaha
Posted: at 8-11-2008 02:16 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 8-11-2008 08:39 AM (15 years ago)
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beware of that man...satan inlaw
Posted: at 8-11-2008 08:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 11:03 AM (15 years ago)
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how the man no go get heart? 48years no be joke oh
Posted: at 8-11-2008 11:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abdizle at 9-11-2008 12:58 PM (15 years ago)
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that was soooo funny i forgot to laugh  Grin
Posted: at 9-11-2008 12:58 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 02:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Abdizle on  9-11-2008 12:58 PM
that was soooo funny i forgot to laugh  Grin
and u 4get say na the wrong place u dey!
Posted: at 9-11-2008 02:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 10-11-2008 03:22 AM (15 years ago)
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OMG
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 03:22 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 11:38 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  9-11-2008 02:56 PM
Quote from: Abdizle on  9-11-2008 12:58 PM
that was soooo funny i forgot to laugh  Grin
and u 4get say na the wrong place u dey!

Leave am... body go soon tell am...LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 11:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:50 PM (15 years ago)
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no be lie
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Na so na!!!
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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very soon e go 4get every Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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