Bubba

9 years ago by: Baruda
(m) at 21-12-2010 01:13PM (9 years ago)

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Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?"
"Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. " So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
"President Clinton," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington."
And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White house grounds, he expresses his doubts to Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time."
So off they fly to Rome. Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Working his way to his boss' side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Bubba?"


Lizzie4Shizzie (f) at 21-12-2010 11:58PM
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lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!dem no evn recognize pope..na Bubba dem knw!!..hehe
nice 1 poster
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solid_solid (m) at 22-12-2010 12:18AM
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mshewwwwwwww ....... which bubba?
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EFEJONES1 (m) at 22-12-2010 03:01AM
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well, i think it means the Pope doesnt really identify with Buba. 4NY

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bodeniyi (m) at 22-12-2010 05:43AM
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hahahahhahahahahaha... funny
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terryworld (m) at 22-12-2010 08:33AM
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hahaha but bubba no go knw OBJ

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monasea (f) at 22-12-2010 02:16PM
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4ny men buba and iro
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Riverniger1 (m) at 22-12-2010 11:58PM
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funny...but bubba no know me.... Grin

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solid_solid (m) at 23-12-2010 03:38AM
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ok
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terryworld (m) at 23-12-2010 09:40AM
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 22-12-2010 11:58PM
funny...but bubba no know me.... Grin
bubba know u oo

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Skypon2002 (m) at 24-12-2010 09:51AM
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bubba?

huh!!

ok
bubba

hiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohiohio

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terryworld (m) at 24-12-2010 10:27AM
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ok

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Skypon2002 (m) at 25-12-2010 10:02AM
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abeg ooo
who help me see my shoe?

i forget am the last time wey i come here
 :'(

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shinapeters (f) at 25-12-2010 12:50PM
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 25-12-2010 10:02AM
abeg ooo
who help me see my shoe?

i forget am the last time wey i come here
 :'(
ahn ahn, skypy! u forgot it in dat girl's house.
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Skypon2002 (m) at 26-12-2010 08:27AM
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Quote from: shinapeters on 25-12-2010 12:50PM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 25-12-2010 10:02AM
abeg ooo
who help me see my shoe?

i forget am the last time wey i come here
 :'(
ahn ahn, skypy! u forgot it in dat girl's house.

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
no na for this forum i forget am
 Cheesy

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giftmurphy (f) at 26-12-2010 09:22PM
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nnice 1
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Skypon2002 (m) at 27-12-2010 11:22PM
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bubba again?

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