IODINE SOLUTION- na 4 wound abi?

Date: 06-11-2008 5:09 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Emeka Anyanwu
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- at 6-11-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago)
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A little boy of  4 yrs old sustained a wound while playing with his friends, the mum dragged him inside and treated the wound with iodine solution. The mum advised the boy to always put this solution whenever something of this nature happens in case she is not around.
One faithful night when the mother was asleep without wearing anything-one leg faced east while the other faced west and the center was as RED as .... The little boy rushed in and saw her mum and behold the RED, FRESH wound like meat inbetween her mum's legs- he shouted...WOUND and rushed to the first aid box, brought out the iodine solution and also searched for funnel since the so called wound was deep. Behold, this boy positioned the funnel into his mum's WOUND inbetween her thighs and poured the whole 4 litres of iodine solution inside.
Wetin una fit say go happen next?......................

Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- scholly at 6-11-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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 Smiley ;o boy what type of joke is this Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 6-11-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago)
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guy this your joke harsh o Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-11-2008 05:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 6-11-2008 09:05 PM (16 years ago)
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what a fatal accident
Posted: at 6-11-2008 09:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 7-11-2008 09:18 AM (16 years ago)
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D wound go injure na!!! LOL
Posted: at 7-11-2008 09:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago)
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the boy wound the wound Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 7-11-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: scholly on  6-11-2008 05:37 PM
Smiley ;o boy what type of joke is this Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
O girl wetin e resemble? u wan tell me say e no resemble wound? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:09 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- love_omotola at 7-11-2008 11:52 AM (16 years ago)
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for the boy's eyes, e resemble wound dat was y he pour iodine...nice joke sha
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:52 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 7-11-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 11:09 AM
Quote from: scholly on  6-11-2008 05:37 PM
Smiley ;o boy what type of joke is this Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
O girl wetin e resemble? u wan tell me say e no resemble wound? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
U no like that kind wound?
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- leojac at 7-11-2008 12:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Diszzz is Fuc** RAW !!... 
A Gud slapstick though, kudos... more greeez, Emzy.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emzycas at 7-11-2008 12:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  7-11-2008 11:55 AM
Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 11:09 AM
Quote from: scholly on  6-11-2008 05:37 PM
Smiley ;o boy what type of joke is this Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
O girl wetin e resemble? u wan tell me say e no resemble wound? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
U no like that kind wound?

That question na for me? well, i no like dat kind wound o cos if it make me vomit Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:36 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:37 PM (16 years ago)
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eMZYCAS, if you no like am, why you rite am?

Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 01:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 12:36 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  7-11-2008 11:55 AM
Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 11:09 AM
Quote from: scholly on  6-11-2008 05:37 PM
Smiley ;o boy what type of joke is this Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
O girl wetin e resemble? u wan tell me say e no resemble wound? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
U no like that kind wound?

That question na for me? well, i no like dat kind wound o cos if it make me vomit Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
quiet there!!! who u dey deceive? u see mala mark for my face. you wey no fit do without that wound
Posted: at 8-11-2008 01:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emzycas at 8-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  8-11-2008 01:19 PM
Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 12:36 PM
Quote from: rezimero on  7-11-2008 11:55 AM
Quote from: Emzycas on  7-11-2008 11:09 AM
Quote from: scholly on  6-11-2008 05:37 PM
Smiley ;o boy what type of joke is this Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
O girl wetin e resemble? u wan tell me say e no resemble wound? Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
U no like that kind wound?

This U fight tiger wey dey ur both cheeks nko? well, if u doubt me give me ur wife wey get that kind wound and u go see the wound go remain like dat. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

That question na for me? well, i no like dat kind wound o cos if it make me vomit Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
quiet there!!! who u dey deceive? u see mala mark for my face. you wey no fit do without that wound
Posted: at 8-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:09 PM (16 years ago)
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Anyways wonds are different to wonds sha, there are some honeypot cat in the hood. I like those honeypot cat in the hood wound. veeery pretty. I suggest the boys' mum is rough and rugged, how can it contain a whole litre of Iodine and what is his mum looking at before the boy touch the clothe she's wearing..... Original Organism...LOl
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 06:34 PM (16 years ago)
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u dey read and understand b4 you comment so? abeg read the joke again and review your comment
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 8-11-2008 06:39 PM (16 years ago)
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I dunno need toread again the joke is not fantastic
Posted: at 8-11-2008 06:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago)
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you are not re-reading because the joke is fantastic but to guide you in making your comments
Posted: at 8-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 8-11-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago)
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this grin na real confusionist and na so so out of point im dey talk una sure say dis boy dey understand wetin e dey read at all?
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:11 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- rezimero at 8-11-2008 09:32 PM (16 years ago)
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abeg educate am well well
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:32 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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