The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me" "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results" "My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" "Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London" "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with" "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look" "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. "Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, um......equipment?" "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work." "Tripod??" "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"
Posted: at 7-11-2008 11:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 7-11-2008 12:47 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Today wey u manage post see the rubbish u dey post wetin dey do u sef. 4 ur mind now u don make us laugh with this long and boring story wey u call joke. MAKE U TAKE TIME O.
Posted: at 7-11-2008 12:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Sillyjokker at 7-11-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago) (f)
what is the meaning of all this long story... rezi, i am disapointed. You call yourself a manager. you can not even tell a joke. You are hereby sacked from being Orezo's manager. lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 7-11-2008 01:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
onyinyenaija at 8-11-2008 08:04 AM (15 years ago) (f)
huh! why una dey attack rezi like this? all fingers no go dey equal... some stories dey very very long, some very long, others dey short and another one dey shorter... next person please...
Posted: at 8-11-2008 08:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
why una dey beef the fine boy na? na to make the house dey lively and to keep the conversation going na im i dey after oh. anyway sha thanx for dropping in. LUV YOU ALL!!!
Posted: at 8-11-2008 10:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
why una dey beef the fine boy na? na to make the house dey lively and to keep the conversation going na im i dey after oh. anyway sha thanx for dropping in. LUV YOU ALL!!!
MY DEAR REZIMERO, YOUR JOKE HAS BEEN RATED BEST AMONG OTHERS
ITS SURPRISING THAT PEOPLE COMPLAINED ON YOUR JOKE. BUT I LAUGH AND LAUGH AND CANT HIDE CONTROL IT WHEN I READ THIS JOKE. IN FACT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I EVER READ ON NAIJA PALS AND INTERNET BUT SEE OH!! ONE MANS FOOD IS ANOTHER MANS POISON. I HOPE TO SEE OREZO'S COMMENT ON THIS JOKE SOON. ITS VERY VERY FUNNY AND I CAN READ 100 TIMESWITHOUT GETTING BORED. 1 LUV BRO KEEP UP DA GUD WORK.
YOURS NP - GRIN GENIUS FOR LIFE GBAM
Posted: at 8-11-2008 02:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
why una dey beef the fine boy na? na to make the house dey lively and to keep the conversation going na im i dey after oh. anyway sha thanx for dropping in. LUV YOU ALL!!!
MY DEAR REZIMERO, YOUR JOKE HAS BEEN RATED BEST AMONG OTHERS
ITS SURPRISING THAT PEOPLE COMPLAINED ON YOUR JOKE. BUT I LAUGH AND LAUGH AND CANT HIDE CONTROL IT WHEN I READ THIS JOKE. IN FACT THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I EVER READ ON NAIJA PALS AND INTERNET BUT SEE OH!! ONE MANS FOOD IS ANOTHER MANS POISON. I HOPE TO SEE OREZO'S COMMENT ON THIS JOKE SOON. ITS VERY VERY FUNNY AND I CAN READ 100 TIMESWITHOUT GETTING BORED. 1 LUV BRO KEEP UP DA GUD WORK.
YOURS NP - GRIN GENIUS FOR LIFE GBAM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... Very funny!!!
Posted: at 10-11-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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