10 Sons Named David

Date: 09-11-2008 3:24 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.

"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

 Grin Grin


Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:45 PM (16 years ago)
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what's their last name?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:25 PM (16 years ago)
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omg whats going on?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:41 PM (16 years ago)
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nothing!
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:46 PM (16 years ago)
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This aint no joke.
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:46 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:16 PM (16 years ago)
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what is it then?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e4ma at 11-11-2008 12:02 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 11-11-2008 12:02 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 11-11-2008 04:54 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 08:46 PM
This aint no joke.

as u say e no be joke na sermon??
Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:54 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 11-11-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on 11-11-2008 04:54 AM
Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 08:46 PM
This aint no joke.

as u say e no be joke na sermon??
abeg make una ask am
Posted: at 11-11-2008 05:36 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dprincejay at 13-11-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago)
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I thought we have smart people in here how can you be asking what is their last name, the moral of the story is that she gave she had then from 10 different men. so they have different last name.
Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 13-11-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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Big up!!! the pricejay, you think like an adult.

Posted: at 13-11-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 14-11-2008 12:04 PM (16 years ago)
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OLD ADULT
Posted: at 14-11-2008 12:04 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 14-11-2008 10:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: dprincejay on 13-11-2008 03:01 PM
I thought we have smart people in here how can you be asking what is their last name, the moral of the story is that she gave she had then from 10 different men. so they have different last name.

Did I hear you say moral?....what is then moral or u talking trash.

Onyi..If na sermon he for good...this one na mess up silly error...One love to sillyjoker..she's coming up...fueh!!!  Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-11-2008 10:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-11-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago)
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but she never said she had them for different men, did she?
Posted: at 15-11-2008 09:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-11-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Rezi, read btween the lines...lol

 Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 15-11-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-11-2008 10:58 AM (16 years ago)
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nothing dey in between the lines, na empty space Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2008 10:58 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 15-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago)
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interesting... can't you shine your eyes, its so simple!!!

Posted: at 15-11-2008 11:12 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 15-11-2008 11:25 AM (16 years ago)
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i don shine am well well but i neva still see am. abeg help me Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2008 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 15-11-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago)
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she wrote what is new to the public...a space in heart that no other person could read..Grin
Posted: at 15-11-2008 03:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 29-11-2008 01:03 AM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-11-2008 01:03 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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