Got To Pee

Date: 09-11-2008 5:28 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
- at 9-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.
When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

"Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."  Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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u go fear langua na Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:15 PM (16 years ago)
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How can a little gal say that ? hahaaaa LOL they are not little kids oh
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:52 PM (16 years ago)
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they are contemporary kids. children of nowadays.
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:53 PM (16 years ago)
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yeah aaiit
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:09 PM (16 years ago)
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dem no be old school children oh Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Modern day kids
Posted: at 30-11-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 29-03-2009 01:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 08:53 PM
yeah aaiit

 Huh?
Posted: at 29-03-2009 01:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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