Caught Cheating

Date: 09-11-2008 5:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago)
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WITCH
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:16 PM (15 years ago)
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impossible joke. The woman is hulk hogan?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:50 PM (15 years ago)
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grin it's just a joke oh. anything goes
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:51 PM (15 years ago)
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yes but this aint help me crack mai ribs. its lil funny
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:51 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:11 PM (15 years ago)
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if you wan crack your ribs go use hammer and stop disturbing us here
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: grin_genius4lif on  9-11-2008 08:51 PM
yes but this aint help me crack mai ribs. its lil funny

Crack em yourself...
Posted: at 30-11-2008 03:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 03:16 AM (15 years ago)
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  Nice joke. Really nice.
Posted: at 1-12-2008 03:16 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyinyenaija at 1-12-2008 06:18 AM (15 years ago)
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men p****s too dey waka waka...let d woman set d f***ckn fin ablaze... jare  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 1-12-2008 06:18 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HOCKIESS at 1-12-2008 08:23 AM (15 years ago)
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you re not funny
Posted: at 1-12-2008 08:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 1-12-2008 09:42 AM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 1-12-2008 09:42 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 1-12-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: onyinyenaija on  1-12-2008 06:18 AM
men p****s too dey waka waka...let d woman set d f***ckn fin ablaze... jare  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
if dem set am ablaze, which one u go enjoy?
Posted: at 1-12-2008 10:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 1-12-2008 11:36 AM (15 years ago)
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Kia... D woman wicked oooh... Chie... Wat a funny joke...
Posted: at 1-12-2008 11:36 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 11:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on  9-11-2008 05:39 PM
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."




which type of strenght be dat Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin.....super man sef no fit commot vice handle, na woman wan start to comot handle 


no be small tin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 08:35 AM (15 years ago)
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No b lie...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lylawal at 3-12-2008 09:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Very funny... LOL!
Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:14 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 3-12-2008 09:20 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  1-12-2008 10:09 AM
Quote from: onyinyenaija on  1-12-2008 06:18 AM
men p****s too dey waka waka...let d woman set d f***ckn fin ablaze... jare  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
if dem set am ablaze, which one u go enjoy?

heehee.. rezi u don come oh..na me be dat woman wey e husband p***k dey waka too much? abi na so ya own dey waka waka too? Huh?
Posted: at 3-12-2008 09:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 10:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Onyi... P****s get legs???
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 3-12-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Orezo which kan question be dat... na fly e dey fly enter e route??
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 3-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago)
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onyi my own dey well behaved. if na lie you fit try am Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2008 10:43 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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