Girls night out!

Date: 07-01-2011 9:19 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
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- at 7-01-2011 09:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- shinapeters at 7-01-2011 09:43 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 7-01-2011 10:00 PM (14 years ago)
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a good one
Posted: at 7-01-2011 10:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- opeks at 7-01-2011 11:09 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-01-2011 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- cyndi3 at 8-01-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks y'all.
Posted: at 8-01-2011 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 9-01-2011 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Still laughing...
Nice one.... Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-01-2011 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- onyimau20 at 9-01-2011 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah nice one
Posted: at 9-01-2011 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Josh4love at 10-01-2011 02:30 AM (14 years ago)
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DO U MEAN THAT THIS GIRLS THAT ARE GOING OUT FOR NIGHT OUT ARE MARRIED OR WHAT?
Posted: at 10-01-2011 02:30 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- efaki1984 at 10-01-2011 02:35 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin nice 1
Posted: at 10-01-2011 02:35 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 10-01-2011 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-01-2011 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 10-01-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-01-2011 02:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 10-01-2011 07:02 PM (14 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 10-01-2011 07:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 08:55 AM (14 years ago)
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hmn
see joke oo
 Wink
Posted: at 11-01-2011 08:55 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago)
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4 where abeg?
Posted: at 11-01-2011 11:10 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- josiahlawson at 11-01-2011 11:25 AM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 11-01-2011 11:25 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 11-01-2011 11:10 AM
4 where abeg?
the joke no funny ooo
u wan see am?
Posted: at 11-01-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 11-01-2011 04:02 PM (14 years ago)
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laughing my head off
Posted: at 11-01-2011 04:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 04:32 PM (14 years ago)
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after laffing, put fix ur head back
so that u can laff it off in another joke Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-01-2011 04:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ok but i dont wanna c blood
Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kasablanca at 11-01-2011 05:31 PM (14 years ago)
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rib crackin one ... keep it up ok
Posted: at 11-01-2011 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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