Laugh out loud!!!!

Two naughty boys, Sfiso and Melusi, stole a bag of oranges from their
home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot.

As they are scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges
fall out of the bag and were left behind at the gate.

A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern passes near the
cemetery Gate and hears the
following:

One for me, one for you. Eyami, eyakho.
One for me, one for you.
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest.

"Mfundisi" Come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at
the cemetery.

They both run back to the cemetery gate and the voices continue:
One for me, one for you. , Eyami eyakho.

Suddenly the one voice says: What about the two at the gate? The
priest was the first to run for his life!

Posted: at 13-01-2011 03:34 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

ok

Posted: at 13-01-2011 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

pb4

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Posted: at 13-01-2011 10:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

was?wir sprechen uns spater

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Posted: at 14-01-2011 07:15 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

wie geht es dir?

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Posted: at 14-01-2011 10:28 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

so poster should take note

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Posted: at 14-01-2011 10:44 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

oookay

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Posted: at 14-01-2011 10:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

ok

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Posted: at 16-01-2011 07:23 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

the priest was the 1st person to run and the others n gu wetin happen to them??

Posted: at 18-01-2011 10:43 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hi coolandrea, what is the question for the poster let it come now........ but you are fine, fine, this one no bi joke

Posted: at 18-01-2011 11:00 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming