Imagine!!!!

Date: 16-01-2011 9:18 am (10 years ago) | Author: ceenod
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- at 16-01-2011 09:18 AM (10 years ago)
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Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:18 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
- emepretty at 16-01-2011 09:22 AM (10 years ago)
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I go break hin leg so hin go be real professional lame beggar...but that story funny ooo
Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:22 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ceenod at 16-01-2011 09:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: emepretty on 16-01-2011 09:22 AM
I go break hin leg so hin go be real professional lame beggar...but that story funny ooo
Funny but real.. One of my guy say im go just carry τ̲̅ђe beggar bowl run

Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:30 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xena15 at 16-01-2011 09:39 AM (10 years ago)
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LMAO!
I dey come.

Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pointzero at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (10 years ago)
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Thats the problem we have wit beggers in Nigeria.A friend of mine was accosted by a lady that carries a baby on her back few years ago in lagos.The lady claimed to have run out of cash, n as a matter of fact she cant transport herself n the baby home.My friend now asked her how the T-fare was n she told him.Willingly he dipped his hand in his pocket n give d lady 1,000 naira,but his intention was to give here 500 naira which can take her home n she will have some balance out of it.Few seconds later, he realised that he has given the lady a thousand naira note instead of 500.He now went back to the place he met the lady b/4 n she was still there begging other people for money.My friend now called her aside to explain things to her n she started shouting.......ole!..ole!!...ole!!!.Now people gathered n asked my friend y he wants 2 rob a begger.He explained to them wat happened n they didn't believe him...moreover crowds were gatherin n some were saying that they have caught a thief.The only saviour that my friend have that day was that the money he gave to dis lady is a mint,n he still has some cash that came with the same money he gave out in the same wrapper.Judging from the numbers on the remaining currencies he has in his pocket n the number on the 1 he gave out, the crowd now believed in wat he said.For the anger n the insult of wat this so called begger claiming not have T-fare where as she had enough did to him......he was forced to collect back his thousand naira note.Honestly after that day, i vowed not to give out alms anymore........cos there are so many stories i have heard concerning it.

Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bittersweet at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change!
It's a little awkward!

Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:53 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Fantastic2m at 16-01-2011 10:06 AM (10 years ago)
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U'd not not give more than u can afford . .
Posted: at 16-01-2011 10:06 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- Ceenod at 16-01-2011 10:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: bittersweet on 16-01-2011 09:53 AM
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change!
It's a little awkward!

it was awkward but he  didn't realise dat was τ̲̅ђe last cash he had left   him

Posted: at 16-01-2011 10:37 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bittersweet at 16-01-2011 10:39 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 10:37 AM
Quote from: bittersweet on 16-01-2011 09:53 AM
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change!
It's a little awkward!

it was awkward but he  didn't realise dat was τ̲̅ђe last cash he had left   him

I see,but still, he could enter in a shop to change it before giving it to that beggar!
Just to avoid awkward situations!

Posted: at 16-01-2011 10:39 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- destinyjunior at 16-01-2011 11:46 AM (10 years ago)
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there's nothing you can do.....
just forget about the money and believed God for another....
that's a painful seed sowing.....
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- onyimau20 at 16-01-2011 11:57 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 10:37 AM
Quote from: bittersweet on 16-01-2011 09:53 AM
Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


It's better to exchange it before, than to ask him for change!
It's a little awkward!

it was awkward but he  didn't realise dat was τ̲̅ђe last cash he had left   him

Na waa, anyway that has taught him a lesson.Incase of next time, to be careful not to give all that he has, inorder to avoid this issue of "asking 4 change"
Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:57 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 16-01-2011 02:02 PM (10 years ago)
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AM I CRAZY IF HE NO GREET I GO BURSE HIS HEAD

Posted: at 16-01-2011 02:02 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Ceenod at 16-01-2011 07:27 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Pointzero on 16-01-2011 09:53 AM
Thats the problem we have wit beggers in Nigeria.A friend of mine was accosted by a lady that carries a baby on her back few years ago in lagos.The lady claimed to have run out of cash, n as a matter of fact she cant transport herself n the baby home.My friend now asked her how the T-fare was n she told him.Willingly he dipped his hand in his pocket n give d lady 1,000 naira,but his intention was to give here 500 naira which can take her home n she will have some balance out of it.Few seconds later, he realised that he has given the lady a thousand naira note instead of 500.He now went back to the place he met the lady b/4 n she was still there begging other people for money.My friend now called her aside to explain things to her n she started shouting.......ole!..ole!!...ole!!!.Now people gathered n asked my friend y he wants 2 rob a begger.He explained to them wat happened n they didn't believe him...moreover crowds were gatherin n some were saying that they have caught a thief.The only saviour that my friend have that day was that the money he gave to dis lady is a mint,n he still has some cash that came with the same money he gave out in the same wrapper.Judging from the numbers on the remaining currencies he has in his pocket n the number on the 1 he gave out, the crowd now believed in wat he said.For the anger n the insult of wat this so called begger claiming not have T-fare where as she had enough did to him......he was forced to collect back his thousand naira note.Honestly after that day, i vowed not to give out alms anymore........cos there are so many stories i have heard concerning it.
same wiv me o, I dnt giv again after I saw a beggar dat I hv bn seein 4 more dan 3yrs tinkin his handicapped as per can't walk, R U N

Posted: at 16-01-2011 07:27 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- truenaija2 at 16-01-2011 07:35 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


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Posted: at 16-01-2011 07:35 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 16-01-2011 08:00 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: kebella on 16-01-2011 02:02 PM
AM I CRAZY IF HE NO GREET I GO BURSE HIS HEAD
Kiliwi Nwachukwu

Posted: at 16-01-2011 08:00 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- do4sure at 16-01-2011 08:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Poster,this your story will be a bomb in the hands of some stand-up comedians.
However,I'm of the opinion that if you alms will make you another beggar why increase their numbers.
Posted: at 16-01-2011 08:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ceenod at 16-01-2011 09:44 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: do4sure on 16-01-2011 08:07 PM
Poster,this your story will be a bomb in the hands of some stand-up comedians.
However,I'm of the opinion that if you alms will make you another beggar why increase their numbers.
one of ma friends actually said o boi na ten naira dem dey giv beggar na.. But  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ kno out of generosity nd τ̲̅ђe feelin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ hv more  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ giv dat amount

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- dirtykid at 16-01-2011 09:54 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?



The simple answer is>>>> You will use legs go home. thats all.

Posted: at 16-01-2011 09:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 16-01-2011 11:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ceenod on 16-01-2011 09:18 AM
Imagine say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ give beggar 200 naira for alms come realise say  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ no get money for pocket to enter bike. Wan come collect change and τ̲̅ђe dude no gree, wetin  ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ go do?


Hehehe... Abeg l no fit Talk

Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:01 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- trolling at 16-01-2011 11:06 PM (10 years ago)
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that's a loaded question.
Posted: at 16-01-2011 11:06 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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