LITTLE JOHNNY AT THE NEIGHBORS...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.

At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did his doctor say that he can see good?"

The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision.

Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure couldn't wear glasses!!!

Posted: at 17-01-2011 05:48 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie

hehehe nice

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Posted: at 17-01-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

poster seems you are 1000 yrs behind technology go see an ophthalmologist he will give you some education......

Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:14 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

funny 

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Posted: at 17-01-2011 10:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u try

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Posted: at 19-01-2011 12:28 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

funny
clever little johny

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Posted: at 20-01-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

haohaohaohao

Posted: at 22-01-2011 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i laff

Posted: at 23-01-2011 10:55 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

and nothing can fit do her
hence river is there

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Posted: at 24-01-2011 08:29 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Haters! Abeg d joke is funny...lolz. Though na old joke sha

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Posted: at 6-07-2014 12:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac