I need = I want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper... I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry I was wrong = Not as wrong as you Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important! What a man says, what he really means... I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Would you like to dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now? You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn't even look different! I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go!a
Posted: at 21-01-2011 10:45 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
Skypon2002 at 22-01-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago) (m)
see this one ooooo u don smoke garri and moimoi come dey post junk 4 here
u wey post an na wetin u understand?
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 22-01-2011 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Skypon2002 at 23-01-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: emejuru on 22-01-2011 06:11 PM
poster ,i see say your woman don wyn you tire, so now you no dey understand any woman english, Sorryoooo every word dey sound upsidedown for you, take am easy make you no kolo .
good advice
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 23-01-2011 11:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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