Never marry a software engineer

Date: 25-01-2011 3:15 am (13 years ago) | Author: ☆Papi☆Psalm ᵛᵉʳᶤᶠᶤᵉᵈ
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- at 25-01-2011 03:15 AM (13 years ago)
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Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the dress.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Oh my god! forget it. Where's your salary?.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad?s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:15 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 25-01-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago)
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na dis tin tire me
Posted: at 25-01-2011 08:02 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- shinapeters at 25-01-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago)
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so tired of dis same post
Posted: at 25-01-2011 01:59 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 25-01-2011 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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posta u don hear am nah but u tried sha.
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4........
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 25-01-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago)
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dis is total rubbish, duh
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 25-01-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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ooops !!
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 25-01-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago)
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hhmm
Posted: at 25-01-2011 02:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 25-01-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:01 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 25-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago)
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Pirated*
Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:42 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dimejikemi at 25-01-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago)
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disghusting
Posted: at 25-01-2011 03:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolandrea at 25-01-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago)
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Annoying
Posted: at 25-01-2011 04:23 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?... wetin now.
Posted: at 25-01-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 25-01-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago)
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppssssssss
Posted: at 25-01-2011 04:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehehehehehehehehehheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
Posted: at 25-01-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- soki4real at 25-01-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 25-01-2011 04:49 PM
Soki4real i just call your name full,but this one na also pb4.
anyway you try since you no talk about open and close.
but about wife and software engineer.
La zoke la boring but na small i talk am, Grin Grin Cheesy

Emejuru freeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  Grin Huh?
Posted: at 25-01-2011 04:55 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolandrea at 25-01-2011 05:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 25-01-2011 04:49 PM
Soki4real i just call your name full,but this one na also pb4.
anyway you try since you no talk about open and close.
but about wife and software engineer.
La zoke la boring but na small i talk am, Grin Grin Cheesy
Smtin no dey tire u? Since u hear d word la 4 dis forum, e no grin finish 4 ur hand again.. If u don finish d L, i go c as u go do d A..
Posted: at 25-01-2011 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 25-01-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago)
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na wah ohh
Posted: at 25-01-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- coolandrea at 25-01-2011 06:10 PM (13 years ago)
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@emeru no worry o. We go hear wen dem go use u talk ekoj*
Posted: at 25-01-2011 06:10 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Kristiantus at 25-01-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 25-01-2011 05:33 PM
na wah ohh
J2S, you dey broz... cool guy nko? Grin
Posted: at 25-01-2011 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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