A Message for Obama

Dia Broda Baraks,

Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.

I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowed at the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosin bet they refuse me. Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obama clan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria. When I fest went to the family aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agree but my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me a special sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becos they don’t remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went to Nigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my own personal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you. You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditions but tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill African man. As a president, you must have a male son in office who will take over after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that, we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili have already chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagos gals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble well behave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she can help with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja. I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her for her winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, she can go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thoter may need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh and ogbanje spirit to chop. Please don’t wori about what dis will cost becos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.

I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans in Kenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard six degree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify for dis. Please I need your help for this.

I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personal mobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindren for us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, in Jesus’ name!

Til I hear you, I am

Posted: at 12-11-2008 11:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

OBONJO!!
 SE NA NOW U NO SAY U AND OBAMA RELATE ? IF U NO WANT KENYANS TO ROAST U LIKE SUYA U BETTER GO LEARN D WORK UR MAMA AND PAPA ASK U TO DO,
ABI U THINK SAY OBAMA ROYALTY GO REACH U? U DON MISS AM
EVEN YAR ADUA GO BOOK APPOINTMENT TO SEE OBAMA!!
MY MAN GO SLEEP EBI LIKE SAY U DEY DREAM.

Posted: at 13-11-2008 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Obama is a name...Anybody can bear Obama...dont get this letter wrong..its only going within Obama's in Nigeria

Posted: at 14-11-2008 10:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wife Mitchell and Auntie Minchel obonjo, all of a sudden you don't know how to pronouce the name you pronounced earlier... you try, but watch out!!!

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Posted: at 15-11-2008 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

for part wetin..
@rezimero...How many heads dey make head correct for this world...2 or three?

Posted: at 15-11-2008 03:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ok we hear...peace unto you respecters

Posted: at 15-11-2008 03:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 26-09-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

na wa 

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Posted: at 18-10-2011 11:17 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

huh?

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Posted: at 19-10-2011 10:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 19-10-2011 03:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero