smartest kid

Date: 26-01-2011 5:22 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- at 26-01-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"

The principal and Harry both agree.

The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment, "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!

Harry replied, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Harry: Coconut

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.

Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

Harry: Bubblegum

Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: Shake hands

Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Harry: Yep.

Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Harry: Tent

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

Principal was looking restless and bit tense.

Harry: Wedding Ring

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Harry: Nose

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Harry: Arrow

Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?

Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself."

Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 26-01-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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good one but posted b4
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 05:29 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bodeniyi at 26-01-2011 05:50 PM (13 years ago)
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Funny one here.. like it
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 26-01-2011 05:54 PM (13 years ago)
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PB4.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:54 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 26-01-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:58 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- belogh at 26-01-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago)
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the head master was thinking of phyuk not so mumu
Posted: at 26-01-2011 10:48 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- scent_idol at 27-01-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago)
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give him admission leta to Uniben
Posted: at 27-01-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-01-2011 05:42 PM (13 years ago)
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he should be admitted into Unilag
Posted: at 28-01-2011 05:42 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 28-01-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 28-01-2011 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-01-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago)
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funny
a round of appaulse for u Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2011 02:09 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- collins91 at 12-10-2011 04:06 PM (12 years ago)
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lwkaoooooo
Posted: at 12-10-2011 04:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 12-10-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 12-10-2011 08:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-10-2011 09:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 12-10-2011 09:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 12-10-2011 10:19 PM (12 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 12-10-2011 10:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- deguzman at 13-10-2011 06:34 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 13-10-2011 06:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 13-10-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 13-10-2011 12:43 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 13-10-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 28-01-2011 05:59 PM
dacutest the teacher sabi every thing like you abi? Wink Wink Wink
i sabi pass d teacher sef
Posted: at 13-10-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 13-10-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago)
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long nonsense
Posted: at 13-10-2011 12:51 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 13-10-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 13-10-2011 01:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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