i wish

A man finds a genie lamp.

He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double."
The man wishes for a new car. The genie gives him a new car and the man's wife 2 new cars.
The man then wishes for a new house. The genie gives him a new house and the man's wife 2 new houses.
The man then says, "For my final wish, I wish to be beaten to half-death."

Posted: at 3-02-2011 12:15 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

Posted: at 3-02-2011 01:26 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

A boy was eatin at d dining table wit his mum n dad, den d boy said. " DADDY, I SAW D GATE MAN DOIN DT TIN U USE 2 DO 2 OUR HOUSE GIRL, 2 MY MUMMY". Shutup dey both shouted.

Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

have you ended the story, please am still listening

Posted: at 3-02-2011 02:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

FUNMILAYO ibi like say you don join the luku luku group

Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

I SABI NA HIN MAKE ME DEY TALK NAH

Posted: at 3-02-2011 03:52 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

hmmmmmmm....not bad 

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Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

you are welcome

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Posted: at 3-02-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 3-02-2011 11:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

oh boy, u don miss road
just turn and go back

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Posted: at 4-02-2011 03:55 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero