What A Woman Cant Do............ (Page 15)

Date: 03-02-2011 4:38 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Obiajunwa
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- xter at 8-02-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago)
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A woman cannot become daddy

Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- moniconyez at 8-02-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mallorca on  8-02-2011 11:01 AM
Quote from: moniconyez on  8-02-2011 10:57 AM
HAHAHAHA CRACK YOUR RIBE
by Julius D Jenius

AGU
Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:08 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 8-02-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  8-02-2011 11:05 AM
A woman cannot become daddy

turn it around...can a man become mummy?...........

I said I no want anything wey nature dey control........Xter, come where you been go self?.....longest time......happy new year!.....

Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:12 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Peter_Ade at 8-02-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago)
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I NEVA SEE WOMAN PILOT/SAILOR
Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:19 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- divineproject at 8-02-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago)
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You never see no mean say e no dey..............

Posted: at 8-02-2011 11:27 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- pholake at 8-02-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: unclekalu on  8-02-2011 10:40 AM
Does it include gettin one vote in a presidential primary election?

If madam Sarah Jubril catch u ehn....I no dey o..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pholake at 8-02-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: betty55 on  7-02-2011 11:28 PM
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Quote from: Bestheart on  6-02-2011 04:53 PM
Quote from: interpo77 on  6-02-2011 04:48 PM
well, to be realistic, in the world we re living today, it is very RARE to found that which men can do and  women cant
unless physically natured terms which men do carry upper hand.
a japanes-american family has proved that  a husbad can gave birth to two kids of the family
ie, man has giving birth to kids while i havent see woman inpregnanting man

From where he follow give birth


assesarial/operation
that thing na yeye lie wey dem take dey deceive people say man born pikin,which womb him take carry the pikin,men dey mestrate.if u check well u go findot say that person was born a woman who later turn o man. just like the america one.don,t be deceive for God is not moke my dear.

You are very correct betty55. A man giving birth to children only means one thing: sex change had taken place! The 'man' was born a woman but later had her sex changed to that of a man but still retains her womb....how a natural man wan born? Na yam?
Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:10 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pholake at 8-02-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  8-02-2011 11:05 AM
A woman cannot become daddy

She can, through sex change.....and without that too, a man cannot become mummy!
Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Loveday759 at 8-02-2011 12:21 PM (13 years ago)
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which African Women can urinate for bottle without touching her hand,  In Africa A man can introduce This is my first wife and this is the second wife and both of them are there, but no woman can introduce that, this is my first husband and this is the my second husband unless this is my ex-husband.
Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:21 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- divineproject at 8-02-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago)
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na only those ones una dey take make mouth...........piss dis, pis dat.............

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bittersweet at 8-02-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: divineproject on  8-02-2011 12:27 PM
na only those ones una dey take make mouth...........piss dis, pis dat.............


Really ridiculous, my dear!
This makes to belive a joke,I told it here some time ago, I don't know if u remember it,so I'll say it again!
When God finished the creation of Adam and Eve, He told them: I only have two gifts remained: The first is the art of peeing standing...
I!!!,I!!!, I!!!,- Adam said "I want it, please, Lord, me, me ... give it to me, yes??It would make my life much easier ...
Eva consented, and said that these things have no importance.
God therefore gave the gift to Adam.
Adam shouted with joy, ran into the garden of Eden and was pissing on trees.
He ran on the beach, making various designs with his own pee on the sand.
God and Eve noticed the man mad of joy and Eve asked God:What is the other gift?
God answered: Brain, Eva, brain ...!

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- divineproject at 8-02-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahaha............................
BS udo diri gi............

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:37 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bittersweet at 8-02-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mallorca at 8-02-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago)
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super story

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- pholake at 8-02-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Peter_Ade on  8-02-2011 11:19 AM
I NEVA SEE WOMAN PILOT/SAILOR

Are u kidding?
Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:44 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- pholake at 8-02-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: bittersweet on  8-02-2011 12:32 PM
Quote from: divineproject on  8-02-2011 12:27 PM
na only those ones una dey take make mouth...........piss dis, pis dat.............


Really ridiculous, my dear!
This makes to belive a joke,I told it here some time ago, I don't know if u remember it,so I'll say it again!
When God finished the creation of Adam and Eve, He told them: I only have two gifts remained: The first is the art of peeing standing...
I!!!,I!!!, I!!!,- Adam said "I want it, please, Lord, me, me ... give it to me, yes??It would make my life much easier ...
Eva consented, and said that these things have no importance.
God therefore gave the gift to Adam.
Adam shouted with joy, ran into the garden of Eden and was pissing on trees.
He ran on the beach, making various designs with his own pee on the sand.
God and Eve noticed the man mad of joy and Eve asked God:What is the other gift?
God answered: Brain, Eva, brain ...!




 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mallorca at 8-02-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago)
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super story

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:48 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- divineproject at 8-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago)
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I know say this BS joke go vex some people.........hehehehehe.....oya make una begin vex..........BS go to your archives and bring more of them..........lol

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:49 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- bittersweet at 8-02-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Wink

Posted: at 8-02-2011 12:51 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Peter_Ade at 8-02-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago)
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a woman no fit b oba of benin
Posted: at 8-02-2011 01:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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