husband in wife's jail

Date: 17-11-2008 8:27 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Yinka Manny
- at 17-11-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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A woman found her husband deep in thought in the middle of the night.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.
"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were
dating, and you were only 17?"
he asks solemnly.
"Yes, I do," the wife happily replies.

The husband pauses. "Do you remember when your father caught us in
the back seat of my car?"

"Yes I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues...
"Do you remember  when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said,
"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".
"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and sobbingly says...
"I would have gotten out today!"
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Posted: at 17-11-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Jboy4shezo at 17-11-2008 08:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Una wicked o, why una no wan comment on this joke? Abi.....................
Posted: at 17-11-2008 08:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- yeye89 at 17-11-2008 09:30 PM (15 years ago)
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lol.....too bad for the guy

Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 09:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Very funny...Wow...mid as many belongs hear.
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- aneesa at 17-11-2008 09:41 PM (15 years ago)
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na wah oh! him for just follow backdoor.
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:41 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- grin_genius4lif at 17-11-2008 09:45 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: aneesa on 17-11-2008 09:41 PM
na wah oh! him for just follow backdoor.

U re welcome  Grin
Posted: at 17-11-2008 09:45 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cenas at 18-11-2008 03:27 AM (15 years ago)
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wetin com later hapen eeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 18-11-2008 03:27 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 18-11-2008 06:15 AM (15 years ago)
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the guy a sudanese? cos i no believe naijaman go stay that kind prison for 20years. wetin happen to "PRISON BREAK" Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-11-2008 06:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 18-11-2008 06:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Wat a memory...
Posted: at 18-11-2008 06:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 18-11-2008 07:02 PM (15 years ago)
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very very funny
Posted: at 18-11-2008 07:02 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-11-2008 01:23 AM (15 years ago)
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cool...............  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll EyesGrin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-11-2008 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prof96 at 25-03-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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hahahahahhehehe Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 25-03-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 28-03-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago)
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old old old old jokes
where una go pack am from?

Posted: at 28-03-2011 12:59 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 28-03-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 28-03-2011 03:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chicanorose at 28-03-2011 05:45 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool

Posted: at 28-03-2011 05:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onehardex at 28-03-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 18-11-2008 06:44 PM
Wat a memory...
There is no more new season. LOL
Posted: at 28-03-2011 06:37 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pashmina at 28-03-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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eeyah

Posted: at 28-03-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 29-03-2011 03:50 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: chicanorose on 28-03-2011 05:45 PM
Cool Cool Cool Cool

how much u thief that eyeglasses? Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 29-03-2011 03:50 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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