Son Outsmarts Mother

Date: 16-02-2011 3:47 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Iroulor Bright Chizoba
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- at 16-02-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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A child came crying to his mother and complained that he has severe stomach-ache. She told him, “It is because your belly is empty. Come and have some food.” The child obeyed.
The next day the mother had a heavy head ache. The child consoled her, saying innocently, “Mommy, it is because your head is empty!”
On another occasion, the curious child asked his mother, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” She tried to use this occasion to reform him. “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently, “Now I know why your mother has only grey hairs on her head  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- Riverniger1 at 16-02-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago)
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u try.......but i no laugh  Shocked

Posted: at 16-02-2011 03:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sharonaustin86 at 16-02-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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y u no go laugh if u laugh ma i jere
Posted: at 16-02-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- DICHI at 16-02-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago)
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I tried smiling but smile no com,my face stil dey squeezd.
Posted: at 16-02-2011 07:31 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 16-02-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Dat means d mum performed bad actions dat has given d grandma`s  too many grey hairs.  

U try joo

Posted: at 16-02-2011 07:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- xavexdo5 at 17-02-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 01:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kenolis at 17-02-2011 02:20 AM (13 years ago)
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@Riverniger1. make you lough now. u think say E dey easy to crack jokes...? you see say my brother "myfantacy" dey try way to over come poorverty you won block am..E no good OOOO!!!
Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:20 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 17-02-2011 02:27 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DICHI on 16-02-2011 07:31 PM
I tried smiling but smile no com,my face stil dey squeezd.
me too

Posted: at 17-02-2011 02:27 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 17-02-2011 04:24 AM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:24 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 08:38 AM (13 years ago)
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u try small

Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:38 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 08:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: DICHI on 16-02-2011 07:31 PM
I tried smiling but smile no com,my face stil dey squeezd.

oya dey go house Angry

Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- sophiebaby at 17-02-2011 08:59 AM (13 years ago)
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i just smile

Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:59 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Freesmile at 17-02-2011 10:23 AM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry why d mama no kill dat child
Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:23 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 17-02-2011 10:29 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 17-02-2011 08:59 AM
i just smile
d opposit but Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-02-2011 10:29 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Freesmile at 17-02-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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..............
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheree at 17-02-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago)
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old joke
You try small
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:04 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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i go post another one Grin Grin

Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nellkiss at 18-02-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 16-02-2011 03:50 PM
u try.......but i no laugh  Shocked

my river...i will soon be home ok....i miss u wella
Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:09 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Teeteeylaryor at 18-02-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago)
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wat about stream Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Wink

Posted: at 18-02-2011 03:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 18-02-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago)
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out immediately Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 18-02-2011 04:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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