10yr old boy asked his mum one day, who was d first person dat used a telephone. Mum: don’t know, did u?. Son: It was God Mum: How do u mean Son: We were told in d Sunday skuul dat God called Adam, though he did not answer. But we were also told dat Adam was d first man created by God, so God was d first to use phone but he must have forgotten to give Adam his own phone dat was y he did not answer dat first call.
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Posted: at 19-02-2011 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
10yr old boy asked his mum one day, who was d first person dat used a telephone. Mum: don’t know, did u?. Son: It was God Mum: How do u mean Son: We were told in d Sunday skuul dat God called Adam, though he did not answer. But we were also told dat Adam was d first man created by God, so God was d first to use phone but he must have forgotten to give Adam his own phone dat was y he did not answer dat first call.
YOU WEY NO DEY READ BIBLE COME HERE DEY TALK ABOUT ADAM !!! SEE YOUR BIA BIA....YOU NO DEY SHAME.
Posted: at 20-02-2011 01:43 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
federico at 20-02-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Quote from: kenolis on 20-02-2011 01:43 PM
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10yr old boy asked his mum one day, who was d first person dat used a telephone. Mum: don’t know, did u?. Son: It was God Mum: How do u mean Son: We were told in d Sunday skuul dat God called Adam, though he did not answer. But we were also told dat Adam was d first man created by God, so God was d first to use phone but he must have forgotten to give Adam his own phone dat was y he did not answer dat first call.
YOU WEY NO DEY READ BIBLE COME HERE DEY TALK ABOUT ADAM !!! SEE YOUR BIA BIA....YOU NO DEY SHAME.
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Posted: at 20-02-2011 03:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
simply4Christ at 20-02-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Is that what your own Bible told you? Did God call Adam from heaven? Why do you think you can crack jokes with your God?
The truth is that God walked into the Garden of Eden, and when Adam and Eve heard His footsteps, they hid themselves because they were afraid -- they had disobeyed God. Then, called unto them.
God normally visited the Garden in the even-tide even before this incidence.
Hope you learnt?
Posted: at 20-02-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
simply4Christ at 20-02-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) (m)
Is that what your own Bible told you? Did God call Adam from heaven? Why do you think you can crack jokes with your God?
The truth is that God walked into the Garden of Eden, and when Adam and Eve heard His footsteps, they hid themselves because they were afraid -- they had disobeyed God. Then, called unto them.
God normally visited the Garden in the even-tide even before this incidence.
Hope you learnt?
Posted: at 20-02-2011 06:18 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Is that what your own Bible told you? Did God call Adam from heaven? Why do you think you can crack jokes with your God?
The truth is that God walked into the Garden of Eden, and when Adam and Eve heard His footsteps, they hid themselves because they were afraid -- they had disobeyed God. Then, called unto them.
God normally visited the Garden in the even-tide even before this incidence.
Hope you learnt
MO NIND THAT POSTER, NA FISH BRAIN E GET...HE FEEL SAY HE GO COME HERE DEY TALK ANY HOW? GOAT SAY MAKE E BORN BCOZ OTHERS DON BORN....!!!!!
Posted: at 20-02-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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